How to Speak like a New Zealander

[pgc]

HOW TO SPEAK NUW ZULANDER
(FOR BIST EFFICT, RID THESE OUT LOWD)


Milburn ....... Capital of Victoria
Peck ......................... to fill a suitcase
Pisssed aside .... chemical which kills insects
Pigs ........ for hanging out washing with
Pug ......... large pink animal with curly tail
Nin Tin dough .... computer game
Munner stroney .. soup
Min .......... male of the species
Mess kara ...... eye makeup
McKennock .... person who fixes cars
Mere ........ Mayor
Leather ...... foam produced from soap
Lift ........ departed
Kiri Pecker ..... famous Australian businessman
Kittle crusps ..... potato crisps
Ken's ........ Cairns
Jungle bells ..... Christmas carol
Inner me ........ enemy
Guess ......... vapour
Fush ....... marine creatures
Fitter cheney .... type of pasta
Ever cardeau .... avocado
Fear hear ..... blonde
Ear ........ mix of nitrogen and oxygen
Ear roebucks .... exercise at the gym
Duffy cult ...... not easy
Amejen ....... visualise
Chuck ......... very young poultry
Bug hut ....... popular recording
Bun button ...... been bitten by insect
Beard .......... a place to sleep
Sucks Peck ....... half a dozen beers
Ear New Zulland ..... an extinct airline
Beers ......... large savage animals found in US forests
Veerjun ....... mythical New Zealand maiden
One Doze ...... well known computer program
Brudge ....... structure spanning a stream
Sex .......... one less than sivven
Tin ........... one more than nine
Iggs Ecktly ..... precisely
Cuds .......... children
Pits ............ domestic animals
Cuttin ........... baby cat
Earplane ...... large flying machine
Sivven Sucks Sivven ... Large Boeing aircraft
Sivven Four Sivven ...... Larger Boeing aircraft
Beggage Chuckken .. place to leave your suitcase at the earport

[Niva]

LOL ever noticed how simular it is to a south african accent? me nither.. until now

[[SPESHAL]]

Reading phoentetically spelled words imitating the NZ accent really gives me a new found appreciation of how similiar it is to the South African accent. :rolleyes:

****ing moron.

[Niva]

you spelt phonetically wrong

spelling mistake aside, what was that all about?

[Twe12ve]

i agree, it his similar to the sth african accent. fuk i hate sth africans.

[OneJ]

i ****en hate seth efrican acsont.

[thrtytwo]

hahah
made me laugh

[Kilma]

Old as, but still a good laugh.


LOL ever noticed how simular it is to a south african accent? me nither.. until now
You are complaining about someone else's spelling?? :lol:

[Cake]

You forgot the #1 word in the Kiwi vocab:

Brue ...... Male sibling

[Niva]

Old as, but still a good laugh.


You are complaining about someone else's spelling?? :lol:



Yes, becouse i wasnt trying to be an ass by showing off my awsome sentence structure

[joshg123]

You forgot the #1 word in the Kiwi vocab:

Brue ...... Male sibling

Rofl.