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Fryman
21-02-2007, 10:00 AM
just sharing an experience...

When i was in Mmelbourne a couple of months back, went out with a ex "performance minded" individual who migrated to melbourne from here...

Quite a large group of mostly ethnics come together in much the same fashion that we do..

One said individual stood out. His name is Maurice and drives a blue autech s15 vert'. NA with basic handling mods it produces as much power as the standard s15 turbo. The conclusion is that hes absolutely insane! He was drifting with minimal power taking corners at stupid speeds where if he went off the edge it would of been tearful. His skills would impress most, as he also possess' that detached link that says "your going to die, have no fear if you make it out your a hero"

Everybody knows that melbourne has alot stricter Road regulations (epa requirements, police are strict etc etc) He has encountered the constabulary on many occasions. The last one off memory was him "ghost riding the whip" [riding on the door sill or roof of a car whipping at an imaginary something] at 120kms down a major road. It made the news

Now this..

http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/driver-cops-a-canary-but-acts-like-a-galah/2007/02/20/1171733764512.html

Three outcomes came out of this.. you dont need stupid power to drift, all performance biased vert drivers are tapped in the head, and to some of the more crazy people.. WE are not ALONE!

Here is also a can of worms.. if you thought that the forums of all major car groups are watched by our boys in blue.. they are. Here is evidential proof...

Insanity!

TJ
21-02-2007, 10:21 AM
Theres actually water in Melboune these days?

xr06t
21-02-2007, 10:33 AM
hmmmmm...

ossie_21
21-02-2007, 10:46 AM
Surely it couldn't be used as evidence though?

I killed Princess Diana btw.

Muppet_Guy
21-02-2007, 11:01 AM
Hey, that's nothing. I went back in time and killed JFK!!!

RICEY
21-02-2007, 11:06 AM
Im Elvis.

Fryman
21-02-2007, 11:14 AM
Im Elvis.

personally seen this kings hip gyrating actshun, its true!

xr06t
21-02-2007, 02:26 PM
spose what they do is say we know its you posting and we know its the truth and hope that you fess up..

i wouldn't have thought it could be used as evidence, no way..

Niva
21-02-2007, 04:11 PM
Magistrate Angela Bolger said driving while disqualified was regarded as a contempt of the law and a prison sentence was mandatory for a second offence.


is this true for perth?

evil_weevil
21-02-2007, 04:22 PM
so was morgs there?

Twe12ve
21-02-2007, 04:23 PM
worst tagline in history for that article

MMM
21-02-2007, 08:30 PM
soo going on nissansilvia now and making some shit up

Twe12ve
21-02-2007, 08:49 PM
man post a rape claim imo

xr06t
22-02-2007, 07:29 AM
is this true for perth?

nah man, i've known a few ppl get done driving without a licence, and the ban just gets longer.. perhaps they throw you in the slammer if you get done 5 or 6 times, not sure about that one but.,

Roobiks
22-02-2007, 08:48 PM
"all performance biased vert drivers are tapped in the head'

:) I would be performance biased if I had the money

Jazza
22-02-2007, 09:14 PM
You get a 3 month extension off ur license if u get caught driving without one.
If you do it 3 times u might get a short jail term... i cant remember exactly but ive heard about it!

vy ss ute m6
22-02-2007, 09:15 PM
Magistrate Angela Bolger

Mates with Robbie Bolger imo.


Case closed, conflict of interest.