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magic1
11-09-2007, 10:01 PM
http://www.marryourdaughter.com/
this is nuts, how expensive!
Milhouse
11-09-2007, 10:06 PM
hahah thats one wierd website.
“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"
—Mrs. James P.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Site should be renamed:
www.How-to-get-rid-of-emo-children.com
Roobiks
11-09-2007, 10:11 PM
Marissa J.
Age: 16,
Location: South
Bride Price:
$79,995
Marissa likes to put on airs and thinks she’s better than all of us here and who knows maybe she’s right. She’s looking for a smart, sophisticated man who knows “art” and “culture” and “style” and who can understand her better than we can.
art?? culture?? syle?? the bitch is SIXTEEN?!!! NO 16 year old wingeing, up herself pussy is worth $80xxx!!!
kneedtotinkle
11-09-2007, 10:18 PM
that is just fucked up.... I'm farkin stunned that the website is allowed to keep running, its pathetic and immoral
Brockas
11-09-2007, 10:32 PM
paedophiles paradise
that has to be a pisstake.
Skitzo
11-09-2007, 10:35 PM
Samantha O..
Age: 16,
Location: Southeast
Bride Price:
$8,995
Samantha is a tomboy through and through and can hunt, fish and shoot and drive with the best of them, quote sports stats from any team you’d like to mention, and can hold her own in a cussing contest. While all that is great fun she’s tired of being thought of as one of the boys when she’s a girl at heart. She’s looking to be treated like the young lady she really is.
hahahahah...... nice and cheap unlike this overpriced one
Marissa J.
Age: 16,
Location: South
Bride Price:
$79,995
Marissa likes to put on airs and thinks she’s better than all of us here and who knows maybe she’s right. She’s looking for a smart, sophisticated man who knows “art” and “culture” and “style” and who can understand her better than we can.
"Hailey is a rising star on her way up. She’s already been in local billboard ads and has modeled for national catalogues. Her dream is to break into the movies and TV..."
Looks like a fat ranga to me. $100,000 my ass :P
one weird site. for real?
Skitzo
12-09-2007, 08:47 AM
i hope so.... got my eye on a nice looking 18 yr old..... just sorting out finance... pretty sure i will get the pre-approval... so its all sweet.
Muppet_Guy
12-09-2007, 09:06 AM
THis is perhaps better than www.buyarussianwife.com :D
Fryman
12-09-2007, 09:19 AM
lol ranga
"bad news thats the kids a wranga"
"good news is that its dead"
Roobiks
12-09-2007, 01:01 PM
hahahhahaha
summer heights high "sorry.. ranga"
adrenalin
12-09-2007, 01:08 PM
Brockas give it 15 years dude and you will be rolling in it.
May have to donate half to significant others but.
:P
Brockas
12-09-2007, 01:24 PM
Brockas give it 15 years dude and you will be rolling in it.
May have to donate half to significant others but.
:P
cockhead! hahaha
adrenalin
12-09-2007, 02:37 PM
cockhead! hahaha
:shake: i joke i joke :P
Fusion
12-09-2007, 05:42 PM
Can I try before I buy?
INSINR8R
12-09-2007, 07:50 PM
nice site, I'm pretty sure Brockas uses it to look for mothers for his future children.
ben351
13-09-2007, 08:19 AM
what in gods name where you looking at when you came across this ?
Jawsh
13-09-2007, 03:57 PM
Didnt you know Tris a paedophile.
magic1
13-09-2007, 09:03 PM
Didnt you know Tris a paedophile.
lol, first post and its a hack, fu(k you!.... who is this?
Brockas
13-09-2007, 11:22 PM
Tristan, it's Josh, Jazzas best mate!
Jawsh
14-09-2007, 10:42 AM
Yer always wanted my first post to be a hack at you Tristan, just was waitin for the right time..
Cochee
20-09-2007, 11:10 AM
Surely this has to be a joke. This sort of stuff only happens in russia...
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