3 word game

[bodybodyrock]

this has gone around a few of the forums but is so dam funny assuming ppl put some imagination into it

ok hers how it goes, u tell a story but only using 3 words per post
everyone get involved

ill start




my turbo car...

[TJ]

"chopped your shitter"

[OptiC]

as he batted...

[Remix]

then cracked a ring land

[JILTED]

i was busy

[ScarifieR]

BOK FUKN CHOI

[Wobbz]

and your mumma

[ScarifieR]

true una horse

[Cake]

copped dirty sanchez

[JILTED]

now shes got

[munchmunch]

big genital warts

[magic1]

i blew flame

[munchmunch]

out me ass

[Rickmate]

like a dragon

[slave]

on extreme heat

[bodybodyrock]

while wakin off...

[Rickmate]

to michelle roberts......... ewwww

[munchmunch]

in a thong

[WRCjosh]

listening to sisqo

[Remix]

then i went for a drive in my..

[slave]

three worded story

[Remix]

ooops e daisy

[blk180]

conver mac truck

[v8souproar]

hit me hard

[Cake]

made me hungry

[Remix]

like starvin marvin

[TJ]

who eats sand

[SikS4]

wen really pissed

[Syncope]

but not really

[Cake]

tight like a

[Syncope]

mans anus and

[Cake]

tickled when i

[Syncope]

found a spider

[Cake]

in my rx7

[Syncope]

so i drifted

[Cake]

into a kerb

[Syncope]

so no collie

[Cake]

unless space saver

[Syncope]

can hold out

[Cake]

till i chisel

[Syncope]

your mother in

[^pilotboy^]

god damn ford

[Cake]

the story well

[Syncope]

thanks for ruining

[Cake]

the fucking story

[Syncope]

you dirty jew

[Cake]

why do you

[Syncope]

keep doing that

[Cake]

anus squeezing thing

[Syncope]

while i go

[Cake]

down on her

[Syncope]

mother while she

[Cake]

has a papsmear

[Syncope]

and tj takes

[Cake]

turns tag teaming

[Syncope]

creepin and pilotboy

[Cake]

whilst driving in

[Syncope]

the emergency lane

[Cake]

all they saw

[Syncope]

was a black

[Cake]

flash and this

[Syncope]

was a show

[Cake]

of how cool

[Syncope]

a guy with

[Cake]

three nipples can

[Syncope]

can understeer into

[Cake]

a set of

[Syncope]

crayons used by

[Cake]

that dirty old

[Syncope]

postwhore named b005t

[Cake]

who is better

[Syncope]

than your average

[Cake]

uzbekistani slave worker

[Syncope]

that regularily masturbates

[Cake]

using cheese graters

[Syncope]

that he borrowed

[Cake]

originally to use

[Syncope]

on your mothers

[Cake]

artificial teste satchel

[WRCjosh]

which is hairy

[ScarifieR]

like tj's back

[confuzion]

the dirty whore

[Cake]

he made up

[confuzion]

a false story

[Cake]

involving popped tyres

[WRCjosh]

the poor kid

[TJ]

nearly killed 31

[WRCjosh]

racing turbod goanna

[TJ]

and hitting celica

[WRCjosh]

driven by borat

[TJ]

the kazakshtani journalist

[Cake]

who has never

[WRCjosh]

touched womans vagin

[TJ]

he is man

[WRCjosh]

with big bollocks

[TJ]

and he does

[WRCjosh]

can i touch

[TJ]

yes you can

[WRCjosh]

HAI 5!

[confuzion]

you are gay

[WRCjosh]

FUCK to YEWW!

[confuzion]

in the shitter

[v8souproar]

while snorting coke

[munchmunch]

ofova boongs ass

[v8souproar]

good times always

[munchmunch]

involve small mice

[Syncope]

and big elephants

[confuzion]

eating big peanuts

[OptiC]

with tobasco sauce

[SikS4]

that burned my

[mc68]

anus, then I

[SikS4]

rubbed some lotion

[OptiC]

on my elephant's

[confuzion]

big furry penis

[SikS4]

which made me

[OptiC]

excited to see

[SikS4]

reverse cowgirl anal

[confuzion]

eating zimbabwian imported

[OptiC]

lamb fry with

[confuzion]

breast milk from

[SikS4]

the fat mole

[Boza]

who likes to

[blk180]

see how can

[sil80rep]

tuna fish is

[OptiC]

3 weeks old

[sil80rep]

licked from her

[SikS4]

bottom end failure

[confuzion]

consisting of chunky

[v8souproar]

funky drunken monkey

[sil80rep]

wearing a gorilla

[sil80rep]

suit in a

[sil80rep]

russian submarine with

[confuzion]

3 nude hotties

[sil80rep]

and tj with

[v8souproar]

a box of

[sil80rep]

glow in the

[confuzion]

dark flavoured frangas

[Syncope]

while your mother

[Cake]

makes me some

[Syncope]

good breakfast but

[Cake]

she uses camel

[Syncope]

more than she

[Cake]

grip pull grip

[SikS4]

on the big

[sil80rep]

banana suited man

[v8souproar]

that wears pyjamas

[mc68]

and sleeps with...

[confuzion]

arabian/cross hindu

[WRCjosh]

michelle "hoonbitch" roberts

[SimonR32]

parents should've thought

[SikS4]

to kill her

[SimonR32]

or use condoms

[confuzion]

with spikes attached

[munchmunch]

but as usual

[confuzion]

the stupid bitch

[SikS4]

didnt have a

[confuzion]

pap smear performed

[mc68]

leaving crusty goodness...

[ACTIV3]

As a Whore

[sil80rep]

eating my arse

[ACTIV3]

You Fat Bitch

[confuzion]

ruined the thread

[ACTIV3]

Not a Spead

[confuzion]

you are ded

[SikS4]

i wish she

[ACTIV3]

Had Big Tits

[jr]

use a coathanger

[sil80rep]

to scrap the

[mc68]

crustiness out of.

[OptiC]

her toe nails

[sil80rep]

that hang from

[ACTIV3]

Her Big Feet

[sil80rep]

which are stuck

[jr]

in concrete shoes

[confuzion]

with pink ribbons

[sil80rep]

with a steamroller

[dorisaur]

driven by a

[WRCjosh]

banana, with black

[sil80rep]

(not this Banana)

[dorisaur]

eyes from the

[ACTIV3]

Hair Comming From

[WRCjosh]

doesnt make sense

[karag]

return to story

[v8souproar]

about a bitch

[bodybodyrock]

who looks like...

[WRCjosh]

tjs giant mangina

[bodybodyrock]

but slightly more..

[dorisaur]

like david copperfeilds

[mc68]

lack of bunghole.

[ACTIV3]

Drifting Around The

[confuzion]

corner of the

[karag]

shopping centre carpark

[Rickmate]

in front of

[karag]

dirty old gins

[SikS4]

in midland, but

[WRCjosh]

michelle roberts took

[Syncope]

7 black cocks

[SimonR32]

all at once

[SikS4]

in the arse

[karag]

while she screamed

[munchmunch]

i love antilag

[Syncope]

while she bled

[munchmunch]

onthe front seat

[Rickmate]

in tj's car

[Rickmate]

dont ban me!

[Syncope]

im duff man

[Remix]

who likes wang

[OmEg_A7]

When he fangs

[Remix]

on jacki chans

[OmEg_A7]

three headed monkey

[WRCjosh]

his names chicko

[v8souproar]

who likes lots

[mc68]

of michelle robert

[sil80rep]

2 inch cock

[mc68]

being thrusted into.....

[sil80rep]

the premiers arse

[karag]

while he sings

[ACTIV3]

UH LA LA

[sil80rep]

and the sound

[karag]

was very squishy

[SikS4]

this is disturbing

[v8souproar]

michelle roberts while

[MissG]

she reads this

[confuzion]

and enforces the

[v8souproar]

massive dildo up

[mc68]

her crunchy muff.

[Syncope]

so he said

[Cake]

you need vagiclean

[JILTED]

to work again

[Syncope]

because last time

[karag]

you were rotten

[Cake]

like maggot infested

[mc68]

michelle roberts muff

[Syncope]

and her daughters

[Cake]

are the type

[Syncope]

that would always

[Cake]

wear the same

[Syncope]

animal head on

[Remix]

whilst sucking on

[Syncope]

something very short

[confuzion]

like syncopes penii

[dorisaur]

Which is Hardly

[confuzion]

viewable with a

[v8souproar]

special tool called

[SikS4]

an electron microscope

[ACTIV3]

Which U Couldnt

[v8souproar]

even afford, u

[mc68]

clod, i like

[karag]

hot chicks, not

[v8souproar]

blowup dolls coz