Valentines Day!

[Evilteddy]

For those special people... or yourself being the special person...
Here's a chance to gloat about what you received from that someone... or what you gave to that someone...

I'll start it off...

Not even at valentines day but i get a glimpse of what my surprise is...
Little bit of 'trimming' done... some nice underwear... and a photo...

Beer and dinner followed by my 'surprise' is the plan for tomorrow night.

Just wish it was 7:00pm Thursday already... :muff:

[adrenalin]

Bahaha

dont forgot your anal lube for your lucky man glen.

[jEstEr?]

I'm driving to Kalgoorlie this morning, so we went out for dinner tonight.


Real mans Valentines day

http://jester.egn.com.au/images/asstd/13022008xx.jpg

[V8ENZ]

the girly left a envolope this morning, in it was 100 reasons why i'm the shit.(ended up wih 2 swollen heads, aye aye!)

apprently getting something else this arvo.

as for her, I stopped by Swarovski in the city the other day.

[ttomred4000]

i have a romantic night with my hand ahead of me.

[Nismo33]

Hmm rekon maca's is teh go haha!

[Lonewolf]

nothing like sending roses to the girls work to make the rest of her workmates jealous :)

[V8ENZ]

your such a romantic blake

[xr06t]

got fuckall, getting her some earings that she needs and a little plant pot for her indoor plant. she's 23 goin on 80 so if i get a root it'd be a miracle! time2tradeup?

[JME]

My missus is up the duff, she knows i love her for real know!!!!

I buy my wife flowers randomly which she prefers vs the valentines day 'tradition'. But for the fella's looking to impress a young lass, its a sure fire (read: expensive) way to drain ya balls :D

[Joe]

Jewellery > *

Helps when your mate is a jeweller, ends up being very cost effective and you can get the jewellery made in any way you like :)

[Lonewolf]

Jewellery > *

Helps when your mate is a jeweller, ends up being very cost effective and you can get the jewellery made in any way you like :)

equally not good when your gf works in a jewellery store and knows if you've been a cheapskate.... :)

[Evilteddy]

Bahaha

dont forgot your anal lube for your lucky man glen.

DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY? Can you bring that tube i left at your place last saturday?

[smellyhippy]

I get the knowledge the girl I love (recent ex who almost got back with until I fucked it up) is spending the day alone with her new bf.

[WRCjosh]

i have 3 dates, your all suckers WOOOhoohohoho

[Skitzo]

sent the misses a text message.... was very romantic though


happy valentines day :) i think i yacked blood this morning : (

[mys1]

haha im goin for a picinic dinner... and if that troublesome bear steals mybasket ill be furious!

[[FFOUR]]

Flowers by the bedside this morning when she woke up and then private spa, mud slinging contest :P and 1hr massage at that fancy new place in Kings Park. Then a simple dinner.

[Sciflyer]

Taking the gf out for an (expensive) dinner tonight, but ive got a streaming fucking cold so i probably wont want to collect afterwards! :mad:

[Joe]

My boss had to get something for his wife this morning, so we went for a walk and came across a florist in Cloisters Arcade in Perth CBD, called Funktionart. They have excellent long stem's for $10.

If you're on a budget, grab one of those and hand deliver it to your woman...she'll love you for it :)

[JME]

i have 3 dates, your all suckers WOOOhoohohoho


Thata boy!!! Try combine all, could be a great climax LOL:3some:

[MISS 13B]

Yer Happy Valentine's Day and all that shiznit.

Well I got a house for Valentine's Day
The settlement for our house purchase is happening today so there's some truth to that statement :)

His Valentine's Day present is Foxtel with Sports extra for the new pad. 24 hour cricket/rugby/footy etc :boink:

[jr]

my ex just texted me, so I guess I'm in luck for tonight!

[Riggs]

GF was a the beauty salon yesterday arvo :idb: will be going to a secluded beach with a picnic and some drinkies this evening. She has a bouquet of roses greeting her at work and a teddy and chocolates when she gets hm.

[Kilma]

i have 3 dates, your all suckers WOOOhoohohoho
Share themn around. Willing to pillion. :lol:

[joey89]

You kents are all to good to your misses haha :p

[INSINR8R]

single as. Might start buying some shares in vaseline. Have fun tonight. Bow chicka bow wow!

[adrenalin]

Did the flower thing. Got her card and lotto ticket as well.

Cant take her to dinner as she doesnt finish till 8 so by time she gets home and changed and shit wont be worth it. So i get to cut the dinner part to the best part :)

[INSINR8R]

you cheap bastard! Make her dinner

[Skitzo]

Did the flower thing. Got her card and lotto ticket as well.

Cant take her to dinner as she doesnt finish till 8 so by time she gets home and changed and shit wont be worth it. So i get to cut the dinner part to the best part :)

should whip her up a meal so when she gets home it will be ready for her. light some candles and chuck soem barry manilow on.

with the text message got flowers and card lined up. picnic on the river then back to hers to give her a candle lit massage.

also giving my car a full tank of ultimate.

[waxdass]

got a kenzo wallet (cha ching)

bought her a ipod nano and flower to her work

[Mad_Aussie]

After work cruising to a designers ball, gonna do some dancin' with the lady before we go home, have dessert by some candles (Dusk is the shit yo), and more than likely pass out after my 8 hour shift at the hospital lolz

Tho seeing her at BuddaBing before work where shes gettin the chef to shout us lunch :D

[confuzion]

i may as well be dead

[ben351]

http://i32.tinypic.com/332768i.jpg

that

is

all.

[Brockas]

i may as well be dead

i heart you.


flowers are lame, even if they get you laid, you're still the whipped bitch for wasting your money on them.

basic sms for the win.

[TJ]

LOL - That is fucking awesome!

I need to find the pic I drew two years ago, stupid tinypic has moved or deleted it :(

[Skitzo]

i agree. flowers r stupid. they r just going to die anyway.

you buy them for the misses so she shuts up. otherwise u allways hear why dont u buy me flowers, i wish i got flowers, oh i love getting bought flowers, flowers r so pretty, im an annoying pingpingping that wants flowers.

[Tocchi]

haha i get out of this :p cos the chick im kinda seeing, snapped her phone in half on the weekend. haha i save 20cents woo.

[Muppet_Guy]

I'm lucky with wasting money on flowers... she hates them :p Also reckons it's a waste of money coz they die a week later. Problem with that is, I actually got to spend some time and think what to get her now, flowers would be such a nice and simple, no brainer present :(

[Adr3naL1N]

me m the mrs arent takin it that seriously, shes got me something small, dunno what yet, find out tonight, i just got her a basic chocolate gift basket thingo, we both sed we cbf with valentines day much this year. saves some stress.

[TJ]

LOL be funny when you get home, find out she has gone all out, and you have bought her a half eaten block of choclate :D

Joey, Vic was asking what you got his daughter?

[ben351]

this is what Joey got Vic's Daughter

http://i31.tinypic.com/20k8wau.jpg

[Tocchi]

giving flowers is the faggy thing to do.

you gotta take their flowers...

[SimonR32]

my ex just texted me, so I guess I'm in luck for tonight!

x2 haha

[TJ]

x2 haha

Wont your current missus be angry?

[pgc]

this is what Joey got Vic's Daughter


Lol

That's like:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most rhymes rhyme
But this one doesn't....

[tuyen]

will u be my valentines?

[Thodd]

Tuyen's valentine message in the paper:

TO ALL WHITE FLANGE
I LOVE YOU ALL LAH!

[Brockas]

x2 haha

You're boning Sarah anyways?

[TJ]

Tuyen's valentine message in the paper:

TO ALL WHITE FLANGE
I LOVE YOU ALL LAH!

What did Mohamed buy you?

[miss_petepie]

been with mike for 6 years this year and never celebrated it.. dont expect too...

i know im a little richer today :D

[Thodd]

What did Mohamed buy you?

Rolex, Merc, ocean side house.

He bought you a g string. Dunno what that is about.

[Thodd]

LOL at ben's pic, cept her titties are caught in her throat.

[TJ]

Rolex, Merc, ocean side house.

He bought you a g string. Dunno what that is about.

Hehehe!

[ben351]

You're boning Sarah anyways?

Crazy + Aids = Damaged Goods

[mek]

We don't normally celebrate it...

...but I said I got her something small last night and then handed her 0.5Ct worth of brilliant cut diamond earings first thing this morning.

[jr]

http://dennisjudd.com/albums/funpics/diamonds.gif

[V8ENZ]

single as. Might start buying some shares in vaseline. Have fun tonight. Bow chicka bow wow!


or shares in these
http://www.electusdistribution.com.au/productView.asp?ID=8568&CATID=&keywords=&SPECIAL=SPEC&form=SPECIAL&SUBCATID=

[Cake]

You're boning Sarah anyways?
:lol:

There's no circle of bone emoticon so this circle of love one will do :group:

[Miss_Cate]

I got the bf... * insert gift* ... still gotta get it yay for him working late

But we are goin out to a nice dinner tonight and he has got a room in a hotel
with a king bed and spa... and tomorr night we r goin to gold class movies

[evilution]

lol

[ben351]

I got the bf... * insert gift* ... still gotta get it yay for him working late

But we are goin out to a nice dinner tonight and he has got a room in a hotel
with a king bed and spa... and tomorr night we r goin to gold class movies

so boning is a definate option ?

[Jazza]

so boning is a definate option ?

Fuk do you ever write anythin serious.. cvnts bein all seriousin in here and Ben.. 3 posts.. 3 laughs :lol:

[Skitzo]

so boning is a definate option ?

picsorban?

[ben351]

hard to take life serious when there is so many muppets in here haha

[Brett_J]

Managed to ignore the chick Im seeing for the last 2 days so as to not buy her anything :D

Brett

[Thodd]

LOL, nice Brett, a friend of mine used to try and start dating a girl a month before his birthday in the hope that he would get a decent present, then dump her!

[Skitzo]

HAHA.... thats awesome..

[Mad_Aussie]

I got mine flowers n a scratchie. Flowers are tops, because you look like a champion walking into her work carrying a huge fuckoff bunch of em, and I grow the roses myself ^_^

[TJ]

Stolen from another forum I frequent


Mistress gave me chocolates and a bj a few hours ago. Said chocolates will be presented to the girlfriend tonight at a dinner she is preparing. I'm coming out of this day ahead. God it feels good to be bad.

KEK!

[joey89]

Joey, Vic was asking what you got his daughter?
Hotel room tomorrow night :monkeys: haha

P.S how do you know i have STD's ben?

[SLEEKA]

also giving my car a full tank of ultimate.

LOL!!

[ben351]

Hotel room tomorrow night :monkeys: haha

P.S how do you know i have STD's ben?

Cos after i fucked you i fucked your mum the next day and then when i was fucking your dad i noticed a red sore on my cock ... Sorry to the Moppy Family :)

[JME]

You're boning Sarah anyways?

Brockas mowing technique in warm up mode again.

[Joe]

Oi fellas,

Here's a tip. If you want to impress a girl (or a member of the same sex if you are that way inclined…) for Valentine’s Day send her a love poem. Guaranteed boning!

Here’s one to use I came up with earlier today:

You know we belong together
You and I forever and ever
No matter where you are
You’re my guiding star
and from the very first moment I saw you
I never felt such emotion
I'm walking on air
Just to know...(just to know)
You are there...(you are there)
Hold me in your arms
Don't let me go
I want to stay forever
home and away
with you each day

Let me be the one that you turn to
Someone you can rely on
Closer each day
Home and away

[Muppet_Guy]

ROFL!!! Good one! Surely she won't know where it's from hahaha

[FranZ]

ROFLMAO. Good one Ballsac! hahaha

[Brockas]

Brockas mowing technique in warm up mode again.

hahahaha not going there again, looper spec.

Marbles has got her all to himself...

[ben351]

i got one for you ...

Roses are red
And as cute as a puppy
Ay all you yorga's
show us your tuppy

[TJ]

Hahahah Joe, gold!
Hahahahaha fuck Ben, I just lost it!!
Gold!!

and if you dont like them :

"roses are red
violets are blue
go fuck yourself you stupid whore"

[ben351]

hahahaha not going there again, looper spec.

Marbles has got her all to himself...


dude ... tj rejected her ....

its the fish john west rejects ... that makes john west ... a virgin

[TJ]

dude ... tj rejected her ....


Other way around

best.thing.ever.

[Brockas]

dude ... tj rejected her ....

its the fish john west rejects ... that makes john west ... a virgin

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[DISTRBD]

Tj rejected a female :eek3:

[Joe]

its the fish john west rejects ... that makes john west ... a virgin

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

If there was a Mensa IQ society for comedy geniuses, you would be the president of this society.

[doriae86]

tj will be scoring with his new mrs ?

the one from ruby ?

[Joe]

I heard TJ is scoring bulk tuppy tonight.

Single rose - $10
Delivery fee - $58
Copping a hug from Nelly when she receives it - priceless

[pgc]

Here’s one to use I came up with earlier today:


Joe, I SERIOUSLY hope you cut and pasted that from somewhere.

If you typed it up from memory, well... then... there's problems....

[DISTRBD]

tj will be scoring with his new mrs ?

the one from ruby ?

LOL Tj got his valentine a puncture repair kit

[TJ]

Better option then inbreeding with my Bunno sister.

[mischief1]

hang out at belmont shops with the homies, then head up to redcliffe tavern for a romantic counter meal...

[Cake]

tj will be scoring with his new mrs ?

the one from ruby ?
i think tj ditched her for a new lady... you've changed tj!

[cplagz]

Went to SeaWorld today, watching the dolphin exhibition and a few people were allowed to pat them (3 couples) and one of the guys proposed to his missus in front of a stadium of people with a poem he wrote himself..... I gotta say that woulda taken a big set of kahunas! (luckily she said yes)

For me.... well I think a 2 week trip to the Gold Coast covers valentines day, birthday and xmas all in one.....

[Mandee]

I bought Joe ..................... actually he is probably at work on his computer reading the forums so i better not say yet :)

I was spoiled yet again :) When i got home from work i found a massively long stemmed red rose (my favourite) on my bed along with a funny valentines card and a beautiful pearl bracelet :) He left work today during his lunch break to deliver the present before i got home from work! awwwwwwwwww :)

...he also had to eat lunch with my parents while he was home hehehe :)

I am very lucky indeed :)

[ben351]

whoa .... Joe making everyone look like a dog :(

must be more to the present cos he was bragging about a pearl necklace aswell off memory ...

[TJ]

Im reporting that post for being too warm and fuzzy, not the antilag.com way!

[Mandee]

whoa .... Joe making everyone look like a dog :(

must be more to the present cos he was bragging about a pearl necklace aswell off memory ...

It is my bday in 2 weeks even though im not counting the years anymore :) Maybe its the matching bday present hehehe............

[waxdass]

joe good to hear ur giving ur mrs a pearl necklace

[Mandee]

joe good to hear ur giving ur mrs a pearl necklace

Oi!:eek3:

[kneedtotinkle]

BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, dont think mandee caught on, ben is rotten but farkin funny as.

[waxdass]

lol sorry mandee

[ben351]

How dare you speak to antilag's mum like that !

say sorry

[Mandee]

Yeh Yeh I'm onto it NOW! :poke:

Cheeky buggars!:shake:

Actually i should have known that Ben's post was toooooooooo serious...

[Brockas]

hahahahahahaha!!! Ben, thats gold.

[ben351]

:D

what happened ?!?!

[joshg123]

This day means nothing to me bullay, TJ, Hook me up with some of your myspace white flange. Its tuppy galore on there.

[TJ]

I dont know any of them.

Swap sister for some random i dig up?

[RICEY]

For valentines day i didnt beat the mrs.

Tomorrow shes gets a double beating though...

[Brett_J]

For valentines day i didnt beat the mrs.

Tomorrow shes gets a double beating though...

Make sure she doesn't see it coming though, women love suprises.:)


Brett

[RICEY]

But I like how she cries beofre the beating, if she doesnt know its coming she wont cry.

[Brett_J]

But I like how she cries beofre the beating, if she doesnt know its coming she wont cry.

You could always have sex first :D


Brett

[RICEY]

She wont say no anymore so I cant get it up..

[CyberNetiC]

you sick fucks ahahahhaahah.

lol @ beating her twice as hard cause you skipped a day ahhahaha

[Passage GT]

lol we were very practical this year
i got the mrs a deck for the magna, she got me a cap and a huge scotch glass
we're going out for dinner on friday night before seeing dave hughes show too

[Miss_M]

masTers got me a West Coast jersey with Adam Hunters number on the back, a gigantic stuffed pink pony and we're going out to my favorite resturant, Tansawa Tei now!
He gets a bottle of Jonnie Walker Blue Label :)

[Mandee]

I gave Joe his pressie, I bought him a bottle of Hennessy XO, his favourite!

[TJ]

masTers got me a West Coast jersey with Adam Hunters number on the back, a gigantic stuffed pink pony and we're going out to my favorite resturant, Tansawa Tei now!
He gets a bottle of Jonnie Walker Blue Label :)

Im sure he would have preferred his automotive scene dignity back after the last week or so :)

[RICEY]

Or a haircut :D

[Robbo]

i gave my mrs a nice bunch of flowers...and her fav lime vodka cruisers :)
mrs got me, bottle of Johnny Walker Black lable..special edition 21yrs ;)

[Brett_J]

I gave Joe his pressie, I bought him a bottle of Hennessy XO, his favourite!

Joe's so black :)

Brett

[ttomred4000]

i got no missus :-(

[Brett_J]

i got no missus :-(

There there TJ

Oh wait.......................;)


Brett

[xr06t]

He gets a bottle of Jonnie Walker Blue Label :)

fark! go all out why dont ya!

[Skitzo]

i can safely say. i am the only bloke in the world to recieve what i got. a bunch of random items that resemble our relationship. an example would be a box of matches and a candle.... cause i light up her life. ahaha

[MISS 13B]

I got a massive shiny ASI aluminium radiator for V Day :D

[ben351]

Me and Owain went driving around KP on shag patrol ... never seen so many cars before in my life then through Leederville hanging out the window with a megaphone yelling " HAHAHAHA YOU GOT NO GIRLFRIEND " at people walking by themselves

it was funny at first then once we realised we were both single .... not a word was spoken and we went home

[Skitzo]

it was funny at first then once we realised we were both single .... not a word was spoken and we went home

rofl..... :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Slip_]

i have 3 dates, your all suckers WOOOhoohohoho

hahah *cough* bullshit *cough*

thanks for the flowers bro... when i saw you rock up at mine on your bike with the flowers my heart started fluttering hard... rajab spec...

finny thought they were for him, you showing fellow bike rider love... but i knew you wouldn't cheat me like that...

the romantic dinner at south perth maccas with all your bike crew was also quite moving...

anytime you want to drop a knee nigs... just make sure the rocks large son!

:p

[FranZ]

it was funny at first then once we realised we were both single .... not a word was spoken and we went home

...and cuddled?

ROFLMAO

[1JZNOSHIT]

I played PS3 all night, and the Mrs went food shopping!

yeah bombed!

[Brockas]

Me and Owain went driving around KP on shag patrol ...

Did you spot a white 34??

[xr06t]

~
thanks for the flowers bro... when i saw you rock up at mine on your bike with the flowers my heart started fluttering hard... rajab spec...

~

bahahahaha nice

[kneedtotinkle]

Took the wife to her favourite japanese restaurant (no she is not japanese) then went looking at exotics at barbagallo's.

I had fun, and so did she. Love my wife.

Good times.

[TJ]

Did you spot a white 34??

Or Grey 32 GTR?

[Brockas]

next to a purple MR2??

[1JZNOSHIT]

HAHAHA

nah marbles was playing with Scradly last night.

[ben351]

were so gay :(

[Brockas]

http://i28.tinypic.com/2cfdq3c.jpg

[Cake]

http://a384.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/13/l_8b4d16929eb62d6e405d7155403a66b7.jpg

[TJ]

Why is there an 8 year old boy with their head in Marbles lap?

[ben351]

Dude how did you manage to get a pic of her sucking your knob and the flash going off and her not noticing

or did she know

[TJ]

Thats a her?

[Brockas]

Dude how did you manage to get a pic of her sucking your knob and the flash going off and her not noticing

or did she know

I'm a ninja.

[Jawsh]

Ninja - mower, same same

[Miss_M]

Elaborate?


Im sure he would have preferred his automotive scene dignity back after the last week or so :)

[Onijin]

Spent the day fixing a fuckup at work until about 8pm. Kind of glad, as I didn't see any loveydovey crap as a result. :D

[Miss_Cate]

so boning is a definate option ?
option? u make it sound like i had a choice! lol i joke i joke...

Was the best valentines day i think i have ever had ...
Awsome dinner....Hotel room was so nice... Huge F*kn tv,Spa
And king size bed...Walked in and he had put petals all over the bed....
and lit some candles....

Best way to get laid

Hope every1 got a lil lovin ;) :muff: :3some:

[RICEY]

I painted my nails red, sat on my hand for half an hour than raped it.

[Miss_Cate]

HOT^^^

[INSINR8R]

yeah, raped by my wandering fingers...

[evlgurl]

Hmmm, i got nothing apart from a rose that work couldnt give away.
My other half skipped town. So my day was crap and depressing.
What happend 2 secret admiries..?..?...?...?... :(

[Brockas]

What happend 2 secret admiries..?..?...?...?... :(

Post a picture up here, with your name/contact details.

I'm sure you'll get a few all of a sudden...

[evlgurl]

Hahaha. Im not desperate 4 a date. I just want some flowers.

[Fozzy]

Should have said Shannon I am sure I could have fired a rose in your direction :P

[evlgurl]

Awww, thanx. Ill remember next yr. ;)

[INSINR8R]

picsorban...

[Brockas]

Hahaha. Im not desperate 4 a date. I just want some flowers.

haha no shit! You're dating Matt, I know.


http://i31.tinypic.com/29531bk.jpg

awwwwwwwww


ahhahahaha Jester you softy...

[evlgurl]

Hahahaha, omg. i feel like im being stalked.
And u soooo stole that photo from my facebook.

[joshg123]

Looks like Mr Jones is putting bulk effort into that kiss

Much love

[RICEY]

That doesnt even look like you Shannon hahaha

[evlgurl]

Hahaha, gotta love photoshop. :)

[jEstEr?]

Hahaha, gotta love photoshop. :)

i photoshopped franz out and put shannon in

[RICEY]

lol

[FranZ]

uhhh, ummmm...