epic thread v23423

[dstyle]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=113240131

that is all

[Brockas]

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Her name is bannana vagina

My message

Strong fruit fetish. Be right back, stocking up on produce asap

HAHAHAHA!

[Butcher]

Quote:
Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr View Post
Fatty - what are we reinacting 300? lol. and my house to make the mess? damn guy.. what kind of stuff is that? haha.

Drunkninja - Well no, I dont really remember that scene in the movie 300. We could reinact one of the sex scenes.

Fatty - only if youll be the girl and i can be the guy. lol.

Drunkninja - No I dont like things shoved up my ass

Fatty - haha it was a joke, as i thought we were just jokin this whole time. oops.

Drunkninja - That was a joke. No I actually have a cantelope up my ass now.

Fatty - well then that sounds like a party you got going on over there. shame i wasnt invited.

Drunkninja - Yeah its a kickass party. What you do is have you and your friend ejaculate. Then you take the two specimens and combine them together on a slide a observe through a microscope. The sperm will then go into an all out war. We like to place bets and see who's sperm is the last standing. If you want to have some real fun have I have all my buddies come over and we all play sperm wars together. When you combine like ten peoples sperm together those little f***ers go into an all out battle royal. They don't like to play with me anymore since my sperm always wins cus I am so alpha.

So do you like children?
Fatty - Wow all that and you ask if I like children. Lol! I do but I would never let you near mine

Drunkninja - Yeah I love children. My 6 year old neice is the sweetest little girl ever. This story is kind of funny but I went on this pineapple diet where basically all I eat all day is pineapples. The point is to get very sweet and fruity cum. I did this for my girlfriend at the time (we broke up though). Well after eating nothing but pineapple for 2 weeks I decide to get some ice cream as a cheat meal. Well my neice loves ice cream as well so I take her with me. I ordered a Rocky road. My neice got vanilla. I was really curious as to how sweet my love nector was at this point but I did not want to taste it myself. I grab my neices Ice cream cone and take it to the bathroom. I ejaculate a massive pineapple flavored load on top of her vanilla ice cream. I tell her its special flavoring and give to her. She had a puzzled look on her face but she took a small lick anyways. She shouted out "WOW! this is really good". She gobbled down every last once of her uncles steamy load. She even had a little in the corner of her mouth that she licked and slurped down her throat.


After that faitful day at the ice cream shop my neice would constantly ask for special sauce on her ice cream. I delivered for a while but realized I could not be on this pineapple diet forever. Her birthday was coming up in a few weeks and I had an incredible idea. I rented all the jailbait porn I could find, bought a couple hundred pineapples, and a couple cases of viagra. Night and day all I did was masturbate to jailbait porn and unleash my pineapple love nector into an old jar of jelly. Well I finished in 2 weeks with enough time to wrap it and place a bow on it. I gave her the special sauce on her birthday just as I planned. She loved her special sauce so much she started eating it straight from the jar with a spoon. She is a very good hearted girl though. So good hearted that she even shared it at the school Christmas party so all the children could try.
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[Brockas]

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This is awesome. If I were to get bj from you I could tell my buddies my balls slapped three different chins at once.


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Crime scene investigator huh. Sounds cool. Did anyone start investigating wtf happened to your neck

WOW. Just laughed my ring off.

This thread delivers.

[Butcher]

Quote:
Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr View Post
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Klo - oh i love u will u marry me lol that was soo sweet even tho u stole most of the lyrics from another song i still appreciate it so how often r u on ur meds lol im not sure wat side of u is better on rthe meds or off u let me know babe ttusoon k

I love you too baby! Where do you want to get married. In the meantime I drawed you a very good picture. It is probably my best work yet so enjoy.

Sent picture to her
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd221/jlf02/KLO.jpg
What you no like my art work. I hope thats not the case because I put my heart and soul into it. I make more artwork for you. This one predicts our future.http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd221/jlf02/KLOMEFuture.jpg

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ROFL

[duste]

"Boom Protein Everywhere"

AHAHAA

[Rantopotamus]

BIG FUCKING DINNER WARNING!!! DO NOT EAT FOOD NOW OR IT WILL COME UP!!!!

Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr View Post

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd221/jlf02/Clarksville_dating_43084309.jpg
Drunkninja - I came across your profile and was wondering if you would accept an engagement of witty banter between two intellectuals. Of course this "engagement" may start off as purely platonic but my sensual desires will most likely guide our cohesive unity down more erotic, lascivious, and sexual paths that will include but are not limited to rump pounding, sperm warfare, sexual acts involving food, and an abundance of new unchartered sexual positions where I assert my pure dominance in establishing a realm of absolute sovereignty in your nether regions.

I look forward to hearing back from you Please don't keep me waiting babe

Demondchild - Hi there...wow All that sounds great ^_~ Are you being serious? lol Well if you are hit me back....You ok with big girls?

Second message since I didn't respond right away to the first.

Demonchild - My last message may have came out wrong...I didnt mean are you serious as in a smart ass way lol. I was asking seriously cause its not every day a guy as hot as you messages me. I would love to engage in all the activities you had mentioned ^_^


Drunkninja - No offense taken. I really just opened the message and didn't get a chance to respond. No I like girls large and in charge. I think it has a lot to do with my wanting to conquer things. For instance, sure it would be nice to conquer the small state of Thebes but why do that when I could pull an "Alexander The Great" and attempt to conquer all of Europe and Asia. In establishing my dominion I spear head my victims and attack them running full force like a screaming banshee, and when they fall, there is nothing more satisfactory than feeling the ground tremble beneath my feat.

Demonchild - Yeah I know it has been a while. lol I am doing good. How have you been doing? Whatcha been up to?

Drunkninja - Nothing much really. I have just been practicing my kegels for when we get busy. I must make some sort of face when I am flexing my pc muscle because some of these old secretaries are looking at me funny

Demonchild - So you still wanting to have some fun? What kind of face are you making? lol

drunkninja - It probably looks like I have constipation but deriving pleasure from it at the same time. I am all up for some fun. Any kinky shit you are into? I want to purchase like 10-12 of those fu**ing Medieval Times massive turkey legs and beat the sh1t out of you with them while we are banging. This will probably leave a nasty mess of masticated turkey entrails but that's ok. We can role around it and get all greasy while we are doing it. Another bonus is if you start to dry up at all (this is possible because we are going to be fu**ing for a while) you can just rub some turkey grease on your snatch and it will be like lube.

Demonchild - you are really kinky one arent you? i havent had a chance to explore alot but i can guarantee u that i wont dry up at all.....i get really wet when im turned on


Drunkninja - Hmm well that is a good thing. I wont be around for at least this week anyways so in the meantime may need some fap material like boob shots or something so I can pretend I am cumming on your tits.
Demonchild - I have a few chest shots that you can see but I dunno where I can send them to you at.

Drunkninja - I cant wait baby! I am at (myemail address)

I used my junk email account because I may never logon to it again.


Demonchild - will send as soon as I can

Drunkninja - Hurry it up, I have a semen buildup to release


Demonchild - I sent a couple to you I will send one in a bit without the bra :P

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http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd221/jlf02/fatty-2.jpg


I started working on my video. So far its only 3 seconds but should give you a good idea of what I am going for. It took me for ever just to try and get the hang of the damn program.

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must sleep cant add any more...

PLEASE READ from page 56 or so... where he speaks to DIVA Fucking epic!

the pingpingpingping obvioulsy used a lot of acid and wathced a lot of tv when younger.. GOLD

[Rantopotamus]

Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr View Post
Crystal - I find this whole conversation stupid. I could care less what you think of me.

Drunkninja - See this is why we have so much animosity towards each other. I make a proposal to perform an act that will spice up our sex life and you outright deny it or ignore and call the conversation "stupid". If you are going to call it stupid at least provide me with some insight on what you would prefer to do. For example my old girlfriend used to like role playing. I would protend to be a Fascist dictator in an established one world government (a personal dream of mine) and would round up all of her non Aryan dolls and barbies and place them in internment camps that I made out of popsicle sticks. I would then capture my girfriend (who was not of the master race) and enslave her. We would act out many disgusting and vile sexual acts while forcing her to recite the declaration of independence.

See how that works, I am giving you something to work with here. You have to help me out if you want this relationship to work.



Crystal - So you think to win a fat girls heart is by offering food during sex? Calling her names? Treating her like shit? I'd never be with a man that talked to me the way you have. There is a thing called respect. Learn it.

Drunkninja - Listen to me very carefully. I told you all along that what I am telling you is for your own good, but Crystal, your stubborness gets in the way of reason. Do you not realize what I am trying to accomplish. The truth is fat people don't go to heaven. I don't know whether its because the air is so thin up in heaven that it cant sustain massive amounts of lard or that its assumed by god that fat people don't have souls. All I am trying to do here is convert you on the righteous path. Please take my hand and I will help you defeat the beast know as gluttony. I also might give you some pitty sex as well. Thats definitely an added bonus.


Crystal - So I should be more sensitive to your feelings like you are to mine?

Drunkninja - How can you not see the difference. Maybe the fat has gotten to your head and has created an unpenetratable force field resisting all rational thought. Now do you want the dick or not?
Quote:
Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr View Post
Crystal - Its a no

Drunkninja - Oh I see what you are doing now. You are playing hard to get. You want me to chase you a little bit. Ok, I will bite. I have done this before. You will keep running in a false attempt to escape from my sexy manhood when in reality that is what you wanted all along. You will trip over a branch in the woods and fall flat on your face. You will be quite woozy and unaware of your surroundings. All the sudden, like a pussy snatcher in the night I come out from behind the bushes, pull your pants down, and rape you like a pure savage. I will screem battle cries in native Cherokee toungue, "damn you white savages for having foresaken the red natives on this trail of tears, I curse you and family for 10 millenia's to come." I will yell all of this right before I scalp the shit out you and feed your entrails to the wolves. That is actually some kinky shit right there. I am getting real hot an bothered about now.


Crystal - ive seen the light of joe

Oh Joe, I have seen the light of your wisdom and I bow to you!!! I want you to take my fat rolls and hold them up while you pound your massive manhood in my throbbing fat ****!!! I want to suck on your penis like a BIG JUICY corn dog...and rub mustard all over your skinny body then massage you with my huge fatty tits... Oh joe how could I have been so blind for so long!!!??? I will be yours! please save me!!! I am your slave...whip me spank me I will be your fat slut to have your wild ways with!!
Thank you thank you thank you my saving grace!!!
Xoxoxoxoxo

Drunkninja - Damn girl. Thats what I have been talking about all along. You forgot to mention dessert where I role you in flower like a doughnut, find your sweet jelly hole, and **** the shit out of you. Oh baby! So when do you want to meet up love?


Crystal - Yes Joe,I need you..you said you would save me,you wanted to help me,now you call me names?why don't you love my sexual ways..you have opened my eyes and now I realize what I have been missing from the bedroom all this time I needed more and I never realized it was food I needed to add to sex.. I tell you this and you toss me away and don't want me anymore??? I could give you everything you have always wanted. I would do anything for you!!joe please dont dismiss me!! I have seen the truth and you have led me there!!please don't do this joe Please! I want to meet you somewhere and have massive multiple orgasms...just tell me when and where!!!!

Drunkninja - I am sorry for my actions therefor I wrote you a poem. I hope you like.



My Dear Crystal


Oh little miss Crystal
How are you dear
Harpoons were manned
As I hoisted my spear

A sea creature rises
From the depths of the sea
Upon further inspection
She was as cute as could be

At that point I froze
I was pretty smashed
Knowing I was delusional
I put down the Jack

Beer goggles off
A second chance to rebuke
I dropped my spear
Then loaded the nukes

WTF was I thinking
Begin the countdown to destruction
You couldn't even be saved
With forced liposuction

Three, two, one
Nukes flying through the air
Final destination
Is the fat grizzly bear

Boom, crash, blast
The sky was aflame
Awaiting in anxious silence
Before receiving my acclaim

The yetti is finished
A Plutonium roast
As I sit back and think
Boy that was close

[Butcher]

Quote:
Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr View Post
Fran - Haha wow cheesy pick up line internet style?I like it. What's up?

Drunkninja - Pretty cheesy but it comes from the heart baby. I am your everyday hopeless romantic

Fran - That's sweet. So how did you end up on here?

Drunkninja - Just trying to find some girls worthy enough to accept my love seed. You?

Fran - I'm just trying to meet people in NY again.If something else comes of it thats awesome. I moved back a few months ago, and haven't really gotten to talk to many old friends or make new ones

Drunkninja - Yeah you definitely should meet some new people.

I like the glasses BTW. If you get together with me you will need them as a splash guard.

Fran - A splash guard for what? haha

Drunkninja - My jizz sometimes is like a fire hose going off seriously. Like for instance I like to assassinate my ninja turtle figures by just taking them out with my load. I line 10 of them up in a straight line with there backs turned so I can take them out execution style. I try to take out as many as I can til I can get to the final boss "shredder" who is lined at the end. At first I took out my 3 foot soldiers. Then I got to BBop and Roxsteady and they were pretty easy as well. Then I got to Baxter as a machine and ****ed him up then spewed hot jizz on his figure when he turned into a damn fly. Then there was general Traag and Krang. I was stuck on him for a while. I just could never get enough semen build up or force to finally take him out until today.

It was like any other day, I got home from work and plotting an assasination on my TMNT figures. I turned on MILF's getting ****ed up the ass. I knew I wasn't going to beat Krang this way so I turned on the tube to see if I could find some better fap material. I flipped through the channels for a while and got a little discouraged. I thought about fapping to Opera but didn't think that would be enough. I finally got to the disney channel and holy shit. That little Miley Cyrus chick came on and holy ****ing shit balls. By penis got so hard and I think the ground shook a little. I knew I was ready. I jerked vigorously and literaly seconds later an explosion of steamy, hot, white, man goo erupted. I took out the foot soldiers, BBop, and Roxsteady, with just one shot of semen. After that I was going off like a machine gun. Pop, pop, pop, pop, Both baxters, Krang, and traag went down in a glorious fashion. Then I felt the final shot coming. I knew this had to aimed perfectly. I aimed it right a shredders torso. The final shot hit him right in the torso but did not have enough force to knock him down out right. He teetered and tottered until he finally lost his balance and fell off my kitchen counter into the trash can. I did it I finally ****ing defeated Shredder. I feel like a god now.

So what do you like to do for fun?
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[Rantopotamus]

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Drunkninja - I came across your profile and was wondering if you would accept an engagement of witty banter between two intellectuals. Of course this "engagement" may start off as purely platonic but my sensual desires will most likely guide our cohesive unity down more erotic, lascivious, and sexual paths that will include but are not limited to rump pounding, sperm warfare, sexual acts involving food, and an abundance of new unchartered sexual positions where I assert my pure dominance in establishing a realm of absolute sovereignty in your nether regions.

Baby - Lol wow...ummm yea idk wat u jus said but i wuldnt mind talkn 2 ya jus dnt talk like dat hahaha

Drunkninja - Well I don't really know WTF you just said either so its obvious that I need to stop using big words. Anyways I see that you are into drawing. I am big into drawing. You should see some of my work. What do you like to draw by the way?


Baby - I like to draw characters and flowers and stuff like that

Drunkninja - Cool I am good at caricatures and have even gotten into some
erotic scenes . If you shoot me your email I can draw a
picture of you.

Ok... (sent email)

Drunkininja - Cool, I hope u lik my pic. I writ it in werds u can understan
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd221/jlf02/NewBitmapImage-5.jpg

[Butcher]

Drunkninja - I hate to do this but I may have to report your picture for being too damn sexy Yes its a corny line but I enjoy it.

Asian - Yeah that was pretty corny

Drunkninja - Haha, you no enjoy. I actually copies your picture and ran it through the My Heritage database and you look like my favorite celebrity.

Asian - Who is that?

Drunkninja - Lassie you ****ing bitch

Simplesweet - Wow, that sounds really bad

Drunkninja - Yeah I have proof too.

Image sent

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[Rantopotamus]

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"ITB - so yeah i speak sarcasm as my first language, so appreciate anyone who can keep up which is hard to find, so im just saying awesome profile

Drunkninja - Holy shit, you would think POF would offer some sort of fatty protection to hide your profile from sea creatures of the dumpy blue lagoon. Good lord."


Originally Posted by ArmbarTapout
wtf is that on the left sde of the pic??? /\

it looks like a hand rail from a handicap bathroom stall. eeewwwww



Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr
God damn why didn't I catch that. She is probably too fat to fit in the regular bathroom stalls

[Rantopotamus]

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd221/jlf02/gallatin_personals_45232092.jpg

37 - your very handsome...smiles

Drunkninja - And your pretty hot...lets have sex...wink
37- awe man, you just blew your chance to go out with me..it seems as if your just like all the other men ive went out with...only wanting me for my body..thats too bad because im a great person...noone knows that because all they want is sex...sorry..


Drunkninja - My chance to go out with you? Lol. WTF? Who said anything about going out with you. I just wanted to penetrate your smelly vag with the force of a thousand cocks. Going out with you. Ha, you think you were the actual prize. I don't know about your personality either because you don't have a sense of humor. Yeah you are decent looking in an average sense but average doesn't mean you will be able to string a decent guy by the balls and enact your will upon him. The good guys are with hotter girls and this whole time I was willing to throw you a bone. Pity you. You had your chance to have an awesome stud like me rock your world but you blew it by being a bitch, just like many of the retarded ass girls I went out with.

[Rantopotamus]

FUCK.. so going to bed now...

This girl Im'ed me and I accepted. She had a webcam setup so I could see all of her facial expressions when reading the shit I wrote. She would get a constipated face whenever I said something really ****ed up. Plus her and her mom were yelling back and forth throughout.

TellEmSmthngJoe: Yeah, I actually had my beer placed on top of my PC and when I went to grab it I hit the power button and shut the computer down. oh well
*** Waiting for missjessie97 to connect
*** If missjessie97 doesn't receive this message, they will be emailed when you close your window
*** missjessie97's IC window is open
missjessie97: can you see me
missjessie97: hi
TellEmSmthngJoe: Oh yeah, I see you. I was listening to blowjob betty. Someone sent it to me
TellEmSmthngJoe: You webcamming
missjessie97: lol
missjessie97: ok do you have a cam
TellEmSmthngJoe: No cam sorry
missjessie97: oh can you see
TellEmSmthngJoe: I can see. IS this your strip cam
missjessie97: no why would it be my strip cam
TellEmSmthngJoe: I am just saying this reminds me of those strippers who keep there cams up and let you tell them what you want to do
missjessie97: no im not like that
TellEmSmthngJoe: Like take off your pants and shove a piece of kentucky fried chicken up your vag
missjessie97: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
missjessie97: that is nasty lol you like that kinda stuff
TellEmSmthngJoe: Well the grease can be used as lube. There is a convienece factor
missjessie97: lol
missjessie97: no im good
missjessie97: but you can cook for me anytime with no shirt one
missjessie97: on
missjessie97: too bad your in nashville
TellEmSmthngJoe: Yeah I could do that too. As long as I can paint you up like a panda bear and have wild panda sex with you
missjessie97: lol
missjessie97: naw im good
TellEmSmthngJoe: What that is a damn good proposition if I have ever heard one before
missjessie97: i dont want to be an animal
TellEmSmthngJoe: Well how are we going to have animalistic sex then
missjessie97: lol never lol
missjessie97: i dont think that would happen cuz your so far
TellEmSmthngJoe: I heard some people in the background. One sounded a little older but can you ask her if she will have animalistic sex with me
missjessie97: no
missjessie97: lol thats my mom and her friend and my son
TellEmSmthngJoe: I dont care if its your mom. Just ask if she wants to have animalistic sex with me. You can watch the kid
missjessie97: no
missjessie97: ok ima ttyl
*** missjessie97's IC window is closed

[Butcher]

LOL you 2 fuckers working tonight aswell?

Trying but not being to sucessful

[Rantopotamus]

oohh FFS.. it never ends!~!!!!

What the ****. This girl responds to my profile when I call her a fatty and write poems about harpooning and nuking her but she wont respond to the White Knight profile (using my friends pics). I guess White Knights even fail at picking up fatties.

Drunkninja - I saw you read my profile but didn't respond. I am not sure why. I am a pretty cute guy and who was taking an interest in you. I could see if you were one of those skinny attractive girls that get hit on many times a day why you would be apprehensive to my advances but you aren't so you should probably take what I give you. So please lets get this thing started on the right foot, ok. The names Jim.
Crystal - Wow Jim and you think that message was getting us off on the right foot. FYI I read your email very quickly while I was at work and was waiting until later tonight to reply to your message.

So because I am not an attractive skinny girl that must make me an ugly fat girl? That also means that I should take what I get? What makes you think I don't get hit on everyday?

I think YOU are the one that set us off on the wrong direction.

Drunkninja - Listen baby. I am not trying to get into a pissing match with you. Truthfully I am from the "Christian Crusaders against Gluttony" movement and would like to speak to you about your "condition". We can wash you clean of all your sins and make you right with god. Are you interested in learning more

[Rantopotamus]

http://www.thechairman.info/images/ohlawd.jpg

pingpingpingpingS!!!!! FARK NO WAY!!!

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd221/jlf02/NASHVILLE_matchmaking_32456326-1.jpg


Drunkninja - Knock knock

Jfly - who's there lol

Drunkninja - Girl who is listed as average

Drunkninja - I said GIRL WHO IS LISTED AS AVERAGE!!!!!

Jlfy - Just go on

Drunkninja - Girl who is listed as average but has giant hams for arms and whose fat ass is ****ing up my search results. Keep it in the BBW fatty!

Jfly - Ass!

[Rantopotamus]

I cant fucking breath!!!!

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd221/jlf02/Nashville_matchmaking_41892196.jpg


Drunkninja - Damn girl! Looking good.

Fishin - Not looking too bad yourself

Drunkninja - April fools lol! You actually look like the cross between a pug and a hippo


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[evil1]

hahahah wat a sick kunt

[Butcher]

The [9TH MAY] Saturday Cruise thread is tame compared to what this guys dishing out

[viet_boi]

WhlchrCutie1983: mmmmmmmmmm
WhlchrCutie1983: kiss me
DeezN: i dont kiss naughty bitches
WhlchrCutie1983: y not baby
DeezN: i smack you with my hand and shove my cock in your mouth
WhlchrCutie1983: mmmmmmmmmmmmm
WhlchrCutie1983: i begin to choke but go deeper on ur cock
DeezN: i punch you in the face, your nose bleeds, i use it for anal lube
WhlchrCutie1983: mmmmmmmmmm
WhlchrCutie1983: god i love it when u torture me
DeezN: i wrap my robe around your neck and begin to strangle you
WhlchrCutie1983: mmmmmmmm
WhlchrCutie1983: more
DeezN: i take the cone portion of my hat and shove it in your ass
WhlchrCutie1983: uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WhlchrCutie1983: yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeessssssssssss
DeezN: im about to blow
WhlchrCutie1983: uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WhlchrCutie1983: uuuuuuuuuuuh
WhlchrCutie1983: uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WhlchrCutie1983: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh
DeezN: are you there yet?
WhlchrCutie1983: i jsut came
DeezN: almost for me
WhlchrCutie1983: mmmmmmmmmmmmm
WhlchrCutie1983: i ride u faster and faster
WhlchrCutie1983: my tits bouncing all over the place
DeezN: i take it out of you
WhlchrCutie1983: mmmmmmmm
WhlchrCutie1983: feed me
DeezN: go over to your tv stand, and blow it ontop of your sony
WhlchrCutie1983: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
DeezN: i take your favorite stuffed animal, and wipe it up
WhlchrCutie1983: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
DeezN: and im spent

[Darklove]

someone has too much time on their hands

[Berny]

Awesome.

[mr_mike]

hahaha thats a long ass read but still piss funny

[Rantopotamus]

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BRO FIST. IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO 5 BROS THEN YOU ARENT A BRO.

[Tocchi]

this guy is awesome.

[Skitzo]

only up to page 28, but its fucking hilarious.

[DRKWRX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

[AGIT8D]

Finally finished reading it... Took foreverrrrr. Shit gets weird page 83 onwards, some tranny gets owned in the thread, then DNM gets banned and comes back swinging.. It's still going too, mad read.

[DRKWRX]

There is another one on there guy made a profile with scariest looking black guy pic, calls himself Percy haha is funny as fuck the woman all tell him to leave them alone n shit.

[ReaperSS]

Great messages to the girls lol

Pastry chef huh. Well I can dig that. When we meet up you can just pretend my cock is an eclair and try to suck the creme out of it."

Man these messages are up there with BEN351's comments :)

Ben, read that sh1t, funny stuff
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[ReaperSS]

Hows this message....

"Fatty - Wow all that and you ask if I like children. Lol! I do but I would never let you near mine

Drunkninja - Yeah I love children. My 6 year old neice is the sweetest little girl ever. This story is kind of funny but I went on this pineapple diet where basically all I eat all day is pineapples. The point is to get very sweet and fruity cum. I did this for my girlfriend at the time (we broke up though). Well after eating nothing but pineapple for 2 weeks I decide to get some ice cream as a cheat meal. Well my neice loves ice cream as well so I take her with me. I ordered a Rocky road. My neice got vanilla. I was really curious as to how sweet my love nector was at this point but I did not want to taste it myself. I grab my neices Ice cream cone and take it to the bathroom. I ejaculate a massive pineapple flavored load on top of her vanilla ice cream. I tell her its special flavoring and give to her. She had a puzzled look on her face but she took a small lick anyways. She shouted out "WOW! this is really good". She gobbled down every last once of her uncles steamy load. She even had a little in the corner of her mouth that she licked and slurped down her throat.


After that faitful day at the ice cream shop my neice would constantly ask for special sauce on her ice cream. I delivered for a while but realized I could not be on this pineapple diet forever. Her birthday was coming up in a few weeks and I had an incredible idea. I rented all the jailbait porn I could find, bought a couple hundred pineapples, and a couple cases of viagra. Night and day all I did was masturbate to jailbait porn and unleash my pineapple love nector into an old jar of jelly. Well I finished in 2 weeks with enough time to wrap it and place a bow on it. I gave her the special sauce on her birthday just as I planned. She loved her special sauce so much she started eating it straight from the jar with a spoon. She is a very good hearted girl though. So good hearted that she even shared it at the school Christmas party so all the children could try."

[VS50WA]

Read that and almost fell of the chair that was disturbing but so fucking funny.

[VS50WA]

Hope you can find her wet spot !

Just keep flipping over the flaps until you smell shit, then go back one.

[yumafia]

Hope you can find her wet spot !

Just keep flipping over the flaps until you smell shit, then go back one.

Lol its easier to roll her in flour and just look for the wet spot.

[ReaperSS]

Drunkninja - Baby come on. I am kind of upset that you would think that I am just after an easy lay. I mean come on, I am a lot more creative then that. Do you know how much illegal shit is going on in my mind just from staring at your pics. I don't want to give away all the details of what I want to do to you but I will give you a hint. It involves a few chickens,, a rake, some baking soda, nitrous oxide, a potatoe and a tazer.

[schnoods]

Lol its easier to roll her in flour and just look for the wet spot.

Then Slap her thigh and catch the first wave in!

[ReaperSS]

Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr


Wow! I would pop an entire bottle of Viagra and rape you for about 10 hours straight.

dawn816: so a whole bottle of viagra?
TellEmSmthngJoe: Yeah, whetever keeps it up for 10 hours straight
dawn816: lol
dawn816: what if i get tired?
TellEmSmthngJoe: I always get angry when the commercials say if you get one lasting more than 4 hours to call the doctor
TellEmSmthngJoe: **** that I am calling an escort service
dawn816: lol
TellEmSmthngJoe: Oh if you are tired thats cool. Just go to sleep and I will keep hitting it
dawn816: lol
TellEmSmthngJoe: It wouldn't be the first time anyways
TellEmSmthngJoe: One of the side effects of ruffees
dawn816: you're crazy
TellEmSmthngJoe: Not
dawn816: :P
dawn816: i gotta get a new pair of shoes
dawn816: damn
dawn816: these coach boots just aren't doing it for me anymore
dawn816:
TellEmSmthngJoe: What the **** is all this shoe talk. All I care about is if you are wearing nothing else but shoes
dawn816: lol
TellEmSmthngJoe: Then I am still not looking at the shoes anyways
dawn816: i was referencing to ur profile
TellEmSmthngJoe: Oh really, I figured
TellEmSmthngJoe: So are we going to get it on now. My boss is going to come by and see my massive erection
dawn816: lol
dawn816: no
dawn816: sorry
TellEmSmthngJoe: Wtf, we can role play if you want
TellEmSmthngJoe: I will be obi wan kenobi an unleash my massive light saber on you
dawn816: i think they do that sort of thing in the gay clubs
TellEmSmthngJoe: Not the ones I have been to trust me
dawn816: if u like gays, i can hook u up with 1 of my ex'
TellEmSmthngJoe: Its more fudge packing in the bathroom
dawn816: lol
TellEmSmthngJoe: I am not into that really. I just go there to pick up women who go there with their gay friends
dawn816: yea
dawn816: a friend of mine doesthat
TellEmSmthngJoe: Well you should hook us up together and we can have a light saber fight together for the ultimate prize being lodi
TellEmSmthngJoe: My light saber is pretty ****ing furious and has the capabilty to unleash death juice and blind my victims
TellEmSmthngJoe: So I would be careful and wear a blind fold or something
dawn816: uh huh
TellEmSmthngJoe: Are you as horny as I am right now. I am about to unleash a massive load about the size of the death star
dawn816: nope, not horny
TellEmSmthngJoe: I dont know what it is. I always had a fetish for chewbacca and your pic is really starting to resemble him
TellEmSmthngJoe: Can I cum on your fur
dawn816: sure
TellEmSmthngJoe: Then shave you, roll you in flour, then **** the shit out of you
dawn816: lol
dawn816: the fact ur comparing me to someone whos pussy u cant find, is lame
dawn816: come up with new ones buddy
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