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Rantopotamus
28-01-2010, 03:05 PM
http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/extremely-large-tradie-guilty-of-indecency-told-to-destroy-shorts/story-e6frfku0-1225824364240


A CABINET-MAKER has been ordered to destroy his skimpy work shorts after exposing himself to eight women while performing renovations on their kitchens, a court has been told.

Mark Stephen Owen, 50, pleaded guilty in the Brisbane Magistrates Court today to 12 counts of performing indecent acts at various Brisbane homes between 1999 and 2008.

Prosecutor Lewis Shillito told the court Owen wore skimpy shorts or stripped down to his underwear while he worked, allowing what the women described as an "extremely large" penis to poke out from the fabric.

The court was told Owen would also masturbate in front of the women, aged between 45 and 83, and rub cream onto his exposed genitals while complaining of a rash.

Mr Shillito said Owen's actions made the women feel uncomfortable but that all allowed him to finish the renovations.

Only one woman initially reported Owen to the police but more came forward after police made a public appeal for help.

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Owen, from Victoria Point, was given a nine-month jail term for the offences but was released immediately on probation for three years.

He was also fined $1000 after pleading guilty to two counts of possessing child abuse computer games.

Magistrate Noel Nunan ordered Owen's work shorts, which were seized by police, be destroyed.

He also refused Owen's request for the return of penis rings he had worn to work to enlarge his genitals.

Jumanji
28-01-2010, 04:03 PM
eeeewwwww... that is wrong. I mean this dude is funny but sick.

ReaperSS
28-01-2010, 04:05 PM
hahahahaha!!!

Gladio
28-01-2010, 04:07 PM
lmfao

TJ
28-01-2010, 04:11 PM
Guy sounds like a bit of a cock.

ecent
28-01-2010, 04:20 PM
What a fucking champ!

Ben Wha
28-01-2010, 04:21 PM
I wish I had an extremely large penis :(

flamo_damo
28-01-2010, 04:31 PM
Hahaha damn thought that shit would get him laid for sure like you in see those movies with boobs and stuff. Surely he had some "wood" lines lol

[FFOUR]
28-01-2010, 04:34 PM
...like you in see those movies with boobs and stuff...

Never heard of those kind of movies, but sounds fascinating!!

Darklove
28-01-2010, 10:42 PM
like a bawse

DanWA
28-01-2010, 10:45 PM
probably had a southern cross tattoo

Blueraven
29-01-2010, 08:29 PM
.....and out of how many jobs over the years had the bored housewives seen his epic schlong and decided a little sexy time was in order?

Zuicider
29-01-2010, 08:36 PM
penis rings.... where do u buy?