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TJ
23-09-2010, 04:18 PM
So, antilag.com isnt the only car based website that likes to that the piss out of media who hunt "hoons" like angry dogs.

So a couple of stirring posts on a car forum turned into some emails



So it all started with a piss-take comment in this story

http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/features/kmh-death-wish-on-m1/story-e6freoz6-1225700385341

Something along the lines of "I don't know what you are all whinging about? 243 km/hr is nothing. We regularly hit speeds of 300 km/hr on the M1"

To my surprise, I received the following email a few hours after making the comment


Hello, I got your email address from our online editor – I was interested in speaking to you about your claim that you’ve gone over 300kmh on the M1. Is that true ? Are you worried at all about being detected by police ? Do you think the speed limit on the M1 should be raised ? A lot of our bloggers today are calling for more fixed speed cameras on the motorway. Would this stop you ?

Thanks – I really am interested in your side of the story, and would certainly protect your identity.

I didn't know if this was a set up, but I seized the moment and sent the following reply


Yes, I have done 300+ km/hr down the M1. I own a high powered Japanese import car that I have done extensive modifications to just so I could crack the magical 300 km/hr mark. It's sort of the holy grail amongst car enthusiasts, and proof of this is required to join to M1 300 club.

No, I'm not worried about being detected by police because myself and other members usually do a drive by of the piece of road we are going to race on before we actually race, and we always make sure we have some spotters in front and behind us. Besides that, do you really think police cars can keep up with us. My mate who is a copper said there is no way their cars could go that quick. We'd be in NSW before they even put down their donut and gave chase.

Yes, I think the speed limits should be raise. Other countries in the world have faster speed limits than we do, without higher fatality rates. The M1 is a quality piece of road. There is no reason why the speed limit should not be increased to 130-140km/hr.

Fixed speed cameras are a joke. Everyone knows where they are. Most Navigation Systems even have them marked these days, and my system beeps whenever I get near one. We sometimes race down in to NSW, and we always know to slow done just out of tweed heads cause there is a camera there. People who speed like we do make sure they know where the cameras are. I think mobile speed cameras (the vans) have some merit, but as I said, fixed cameras are a joke.

If they were really serious about catching people speeding, they should be going to more of an effort to hide the mobile speed cameras. It's a joke they need to make the van visible, display signs etc. A speed camera van stands out like dogs balls on the side of the highway. If they want to catch people, they need to change the rules so they can actually hide them, but the general public don't want that because then there is a chance they may get caught to/from work, yet they are happy to hang me out to dry because I speed at times when the highway is desserted. I wonder what % over the speed limit is socially acceptable?

I get the following reply


THanks for getting back to me. So is the M1 300 club an official thing ? Do you actually get together regularly or is it more like the mile high club - where you have to take someone's word for it ? Is there a website or anything for members ? And do you have any ideas of how many people have cracked the 300 mark ? Sorry for all the questions, but I think it would make a great story!! Any chance of a pic of your car ?? I'm guessing probably not, given it would make it an automatic target for police

Sensing she is hanging on my every word, I draft the following response


Well I'm not sure if you'd call it official or not. It was started off by a couple of mates, and now it's grown to have a reasonable amount of members, but it's not that big cause as you'd probably understand, there isn't that many road legal cars that can do 300 km/hr.

In answer to your question as to exactly how many, I don't know the exact figure, but usually at meets we'll get around 10 people. A few on them are bikes, which is a little annoying as a car owner cause it's much easier to get a bike to do 300 km/hr than a car.

It's official in the respect that you need to prove to an existing member that your car is capable of the required speeds, but not official in the respect that it's a registered club recognised by any official bodies (such as CAMS, or the ASMF etc).

Once you are recognized as being able to do 300 km/hr, you are just inlcuded as part of the group and get emails or sms's of where we are going to meet for a few runs.

Haha, nah, no pic of my car, cause you're right. I'd be instant cop bait whenever i drove if the cops recognized my car and put me on the hoon register. I've already had to change my number plates once cause of this.

The thing you've got to understand is there really isn't a lot of place car owners like us can take our machines and use them to their full potential. There are a few events throught the year, but a lot of the time these are heavily policed, and the chances of getting pulled up either entering or leaving these events is quite high. While the penalties on the street are quite harsh, you've got a lot less chance of being pulled up on the M1 at 4am then you have coming out of queensland raceway at 4pm after an event. We all just got sick and tired of spening hundreds of dollars on entry fees, fuel, tyres etc to do something legally, only to get hassled by the police anyway. Better to take it underground


The following emails speak for themselves really


So it's a pretty exclusive club - probably one of the most exclusive in the state, and largely operated in secret - for obvious reasons. Have any of you ever lost your licence or been involved in a serious crash ? I am hoping to write a story about this - but I will certainly leave your name out of it. I really appreciate you trusting me enough to tell me what you have already. It's fascinating stuff. Do you ever take passengers ?


No, surprisingly to some, I have never lost my licence. I have actually only ever accumulated 3 points in my 10 year driving career thus far, and that wasn't even a speeding offence. Just goes to show how ineffective speed cameras are if you actually pay attention. Some of the other guys have lost their licence, but more for a combination of driving offences, rather than actually getting caught racing on the M1.

No, to my knowledge none of us have had a serious accident either. I think this is due to the careful planning we put in to A) our cars, and B) the conditions in which we race in. As I said previously, we do a drive by of the area that we will be racing in first, an dhave spotters up front and behind, so we make sure we only race on relatively empty sections of road, which most are at 3-4am in the morning, especially on a weekday. We never race if the conditions are bad either (rain etc)

I personally think what we do is a lot safer than the person who tailgates or talks on their phone during peak hour. At the end of the day, if we have an accident, it's most likely only ourselves we are going to do harm to.

Some people occasionally take passengers, but I try to avoid it due to the point mentioned above. If anything was to ever go wrong, I don't want to have the death/injury of someone else on my consionce, especially considering they are likely to be a close friend.

Some of the guys have their car so stripped out that they couldn't even take passengers if they wanted to. In the speed game, weight is everything. If you can take some extra kilos out of your car, that may just be the difference between winning and losing a race, or making it to the magical 300 km/hr mark in the first place.

People seem to thik we are out to harm others and are menaces on the road, but we just want to have some fun, and the thrill off doing 300 km/hr is hard to beat.


So what's it like ? Is it scary ? The ultimate adrenalin rush ? Also are you able to say what sort of people are members of the M1 300 club ? Do they generally work in the motor industry ? Blue collar workers / Professionals ?
Is there a particular section of the M1 that's favoured ?


It's a massive adrenalin rush. I think the fact that you could get caught adds to this rush. I haven't personally been involved in a police chase, but I know a couple of the boys did one night, and they reckon it was the biggest high they've ever had. bar none.

You'd be surprised. Most of the guys who have 300+ km/hr capable cars aren't in the motor industry at all. Most are profesionals. They need to be to be able to afford to modify their cars to the extent that they could reach those speeds.

In fact, if you passed us in the street, you probably wouldn't even pick that we were "hoons". Most people have this stereotypical view that hoons are your long haird, VB drinking, winnie blue smoking bogans. This may have been the case a generation ago, but this is no longer the case.

You'd probably also be surprised at the age of some of the guys in the group. Again, people imagine that people supposedly stupid enough to race on the highway would be young, but the average age would probably be close to 30. It's probably just that the young hoons are the ones stupid enough to get caught, and they are the ones who make your paper for all to read about. Those who are a little older, are a little more wise, and choose when the time is right to race. It's more organised than you might think. It's not just a mater of driving down the road on a Sunday arvo and you suddenly accelerate to 300 km/hr or race the young clown beside you just cause he is egging you on.

No specifc section, just anything that is long and fairly straight. Probably try and avoid areas close to civilisation though (close to brisbane, gold coast, service stations on the hway)

I'm not too concerned if you write a story on this, as I don't think I've given you any details that are too specific or would identify us to police, but if I have, I'd ask you to please keep them out of the press as the other guys in the club would be a little annoyed if they all got taken down cause of a few posts I made on the CM website and a few emails I sent on of their writers. Although some of the guys would probably think it's even more of a thrill if the police were out to get them haha

Anymore questions feel free to ask, but as above, I'm not going to give away anything too specific.


This has escalated rapidly into.....




http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/highway-hoons-in-secret-club/story-e6freon6-1225702921242

http://i53.tinypic.com/3169p9f.jpg

Oh lawwwwdy me, gold.

Denver
23-09-2010, 04:21 PM
GOD DAMN IT! i was just about to post this too.. but yes much lawls

Jaak
23-09-2010, 04:23 PM
HAHAHA!

stumps.
23-09-2010, 04:23 PM
Goot

duste
23-09-2010, 04:24 PM
A police officer has told The Courier-Mail that officers are aware of the "M1 300 Club"

ELL OHH FUCKING ELL

Mad_Aussie
23-09-2010, 04:27 PM
Our media is awesome.

"A police officer has told The Courier-Mail that officers are aware of the "M1 300 Club" but, without a dedicated police helicopter, it was difficult to track the offenders."

lol
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3362/3196671424_70f7766063.jpg

summoner
23-09-2010, 04:32 PM
meh they've been trying to push this supposed "300 club" for a while.. But hoons and racing on the M1 is a staple news story for the QLD media.

Denver
23-09-2010, 04:39 PM
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blaize
23-09-2010, 04:41 PM
hahaha this is awesome!

Marti
23-09-2010, 04:43 PM
ha ha thats gold

HIKARI
23-09-2010, 04:51 PM
Goddamn, rick rolled bitch! hahahha!

shifted
23-09-2010, 04:55 PM
That has made my day. LOL'd hard!

Yakky Bear
23-09-2010, 04:58 PM
top effort!

Mistikal
23-09-2010, 05:07 PM
The reporter in the video aint bad either... shame she's lacking a brain!

Yakky Bear
23-09-2010, 05:19 PM
The reporter in the video aint bad either... shame she's lacking a brain!

her voice annoyed the fuck out of me. would still stick one into it but :)

Autopilot
23-09-2010, 05:22 PM
Whens the next Mitchell/Kwinana 300 club meeting?

SimonR32
23-09-2010, 05:22 PM
Dam 4.3 gearing!

V70R
23-09-2010, 05:36 PM
http://i53.tinypic.com/3169p9f.jpg


Lol
Looks like a bunch of diggers are happy about it too.
[poor story placement]

RICEY
23-09-2010, 05:47 PM
Fuck thats hilarious and proof of the stupidity of the media.

We need to rickroll the WA media in the same way I dont imagine it would be too difficult.

thommo
23-09-2010, 06:10 PM
maybe there will be a mysterious HUGE TAB winnings again... but on the grand final lol

Drift_R32
23-09-2010, 06:24 PM
hahahahahah fukn hard lols, what a bunch of retarded pingpingpingpings

SK
23-09-2010, 06:40 PM
LOL

just shows that the media will believe ANYTHING hoon related

Gladio
23-09-2010, 06:48 PM
I lost, it so funny haha

_S9_
23-09-2010, 06:56 PM
all good and well having a laugh

but now ANYONE speeding on the M1 with a modified car will be targeted and ass-raped unjustly because of this fake story??

mr_mike
23-09-2010, 07:03 PM
hahahaha thats awesome.

Sorry Joe but the bar has been raised

Gleeso
23-09-2010, 07:04 PM
her voice annoyed the fuck out of me.

+1

Pfft, "invited by email or SMS to the highly secretive", its hardly highly secretive when a so called member is telling a repoter all that information.

shifted
23-09-2010, 07:05 PM
Probably, don't see anything changing for the better though regardless.

Time to modify Toyota Prius for speed runs. Ultimate granny car - no one will ever know.

P100_Ute
23-09-2010, 07:11 PM
10-4 we gotta Prius.. i repeat a Prius with a unfuknbelivable long extention cord dragging a skyline on the M1. have the fkn entire elite task force looking for ya.

Bomber
23-09-2010, 07:25 PM
Why didn't "Robbo from Ippy" send in a picture of RogerCordia's car, along with a picture of RC wearing one of his finest disguises?

Still, a good ruse. :)

Jizz-Lebrity
23-09-2010, 07:30 PM
It's a massive adrenalin rush. I think the fact that you could get caught adds to this rush. I haven't personally been involved in a police chase, but I know a couple of the boys did one night, and they reckon it was the biggest high they've ever had. bar none.

I heard it's pretty full-on as well.

Well done Robbo, surely he's surprised at some people's stupidity as well.

SK
23-09-2010, 07:35 PM
any idea what actual club was behind this?

so much win.

scj91
23-09-2010, 07:49 PM
George Michael of Sydney


Hahahahaha that was too good.

Joe
23-09-2010, 07:52 PM
Fucking LOL.. my favourite thing in the world, winding up the media.

I'm still thinking of what my next effort will be (along the lines of something viral to promote Antilag, but we'll see), although its gonna be hard to top this one!

Lmx
23-09-2010, 08:07 PM
Hahahahaha that was too good.

lol...

Scaf
23-09-2010, 08:34 PM
Hahahahahhahahaha! CLASSIC!

Who's George Michael of Sydney?

shifted
23-09-2010, 08:41 PM
Who's George Michael of Sydney?

LOL LOL

Scaf
23-09-2010, 09:02 PM
So I'm just out of the cool circle?

Huy
23-09-2010, 09:16 PM
lolololol

Keen to join this club.

YOUR MATE
23-09-2010, 09:20 PM
Who's George Michael of Sydney?

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http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/g/george-michael/album-ladies-gentlemen-the-best-of-george-michael.jpg

Lmx
23-09-2010, 09:27 PM
Hahahahahhahahaha! CLASSIC!

Who's George Michael of Sydney?

I was bored.

shifted
23-09-2010, 09:36 PM
So I'm just out of the cool circle?

I thought you were joking!

My bad.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Michael

Or as per above videos. He has songs from the 80s up.

Scaf
23-09-2010, 09:41 PM
Hahahahahhahahaha I know who George Micheal is, I was asking who from here wrote the 'George Michael' comment.

kurbn
23-09-2010, 09:47 PM
pft.. 300's nothing. Done that in the work van plenty of times.

YOUR MATE
23-09-2010, 09:56 PM
Hahahahahhahahaha I know who George Micheal is

Worthy of a quote, almost worthy of a sig. Isn't Pride coming up?

Jiblet
23-09-2010, 11:11 PM
hook line and sinker... nice...

while bulk cops patroling M1, skids @ industrial areas?

mischief1
23-09-2010, 11:59 PM
http://player.video.news.com.au/perthnow/#Q8wXbOvEqHDj24AGwjGJeFdJQxF4FD7b

Even 44yr old men are hoons, this word is getting thrown around a bit I must say. In this instance, i would've preferred the term fuckhead though.

JME
24-09-2010, 08:31 AM
Good effort.

wadragracing
24-09-2010, 09:34 AM
I would have liked to see some wild claims in there though cause clearly it was hook line and sinker as said above.

"The Toyota Prius is probably the vehicle of choice, we just up the voltage and reverse the polarity and it becomes a rocketship."