ReaperSS
27-05-2005, 10:27 AM
BOGAN!!
What is a bogan? Well a bogan is a yobbo or a white boong, typically with a mullet haircut and tight jeans. Some bogans are obvious, like Warwick Capper and Brian Mannix (their haircuts say it all), others are understated like Tina Arena or Kate Langbroek. While other Bogans are more complex, like the entire population of midland and lockridge and hair can look similer to Tena Terna.
But the question remains, are you a bogan? We all laugh at bogans but are we really laughing at ourselves. Well with the following quiz, by choosing answers A, B or C, we can establish for once and all, if you are a bogan.
Your older brother had the following CD'S in his collection, which you used to love listening to:
a. Frampton Alive.Metallica,Pantera, Dire Strait's Brothers in Arms. Midnight Oil's Head Injuries.
b. 1927's Ish. INXS' Shabooh Shabah. TISM's Great Trucking Songs of the Rennaisance.
c. Dj Tiesto,Ministry of sound,or any new bands
At the Fish and chip shop you would order:
a. Chiko roll and chips... extra salt.
b. Piece of flake, banana fritter and some wedges.
c. Grilled piece of flake, small salad and a can of diet coke.
Your favouite drugs are:
a. POT!!!!! and Pot with tobacco and Pot with a can of vb
b. Speed
C. Coke ,speed ,rok,Pills, any thing coz you can afford it
When you go on a holiday you choose:
a. Bali, Surfers or byron bay.
b. Noosa, Lorne or Thailand.
c. Broome, Vietnam or Europe.
Your dvd collection conists of:
a. Summenats! Blowers burnouts and boobs all editions
b. latest movie releases
c. latest movie releases and drift dvd's
You buy some smokes, you prefer:
a. Winnie Reds or blue's
b. Benson and Hedges
c. You don't smoke, it's bad for you.
What is your favouite commodore?
a. VH brock
b. VT "SS"
c. None ,i reather imports
What is your favouite beer?
A. Emu exprort
B. Vb
c. Corona's
You got to the Rangeview Pub "lockridge" and you feel...
a. At home, you know all the barmaids, you went to school with them.
b. Curious yet eager to join in with the drinking festivities.
c. Scared out of your brain, you hope your Jap import is alright in the carpark.
Your favouite jeans are:
a. Any thing black and extra tight that will squash the "tool kit" to the left!
b. Blue jeans neat
c. Mossimo or anything from "live"
The sticker on the back of your car says:
a. If it's rocking don't bother knocking!
b. No Fear
c. Antilag.com,Nismo,apexi
Your ultimate job would be:
a. The guy who takes the photos for 'Street Machine'
b. The guy who takes the photos for 'Ralph'
c. The guy who takes the photos for 'hard tuned imports'
You hang shit on people who live in:
a. Lockridge
b. Beechboro
c. Anywhere apart from middle class suburbia where you live
You call your Dad:
a. The old man
b. Dad
c. Father dearest or Sir
The last book you read was:
a. Anything by Max Walker, he's a pisser.
b. Anything by Stephen King, he's brilliant.
c. How to get 300hp + from your import
You turn on the telly, it ultimately lands on:
a. Cruising or touring cars or World dart champs on foxtel
b. Football Rex hunt
c. Fuck tv!!! DVD's only
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If you answered mainly A's. You're a full on moccasin wearing, holden driving bogan. You're proud of the fact and you aspire to be like Gary Ablett or Jimmy Barnes. You were spewing when Rose Tatoo broke up and your idea of a good saturday night is footy replay, followed by Meeting up with Shazza and Bazza and lapping there Hx panelvan though Freo strip then stop at liquor land to pick up "wife basher" Emu export go home get pissed and punch on! With the misses and all mates
If you answered mainly B's. You're what we call a 'Closet Bogan'. Someone who has the basic bogan instincts but is supressing them. You most likely grew up in the outer suburbs then moved into the inner suburbs when you went to Uni. But you can't deny it, you love playing kick to kick in the street, you've got couple of flannies in your wardrobe, you secretly sing along to The Angels tracks when your radio 'accidentally' finds itself on 96fm. Face up to it, you're a bogan.
If you answered mainly C's. You're a snob, any bogan would call you a poof, regardless of sex type or orientation. You have no bogan in you at all. No amount of Cold Chisel albums or tight stretch jeans will ever change you. You live mainly nice houses where you have internet and reply on Forum topics . All your friends are all called Jeremy and Tash and you grew up in a middle class suburb. Sorry your bogan credentials are zero.
What is a bogan? Well a bogan is a yobbo or a white boong, typically with a mullet haircut and tight jeans. Some bogans are obvious, like Warwick Capper and Brian Mannix (their haircuts say it all), others are understated like Tina Arena or Kate Langbroek. While other Bogans are more complex, like the entire population of midland and lockridge and hair can look similer to Tena Terna.
But the question remains, are you a bogan? We all laugh at bogans but are we really laughing at ourselves. Well with the following quiz, by choosing answers A, B or C, we can establish for once and all, if you are a bogan.
Your older brother had the following CD'S in his collection, which you used to love listening to:
a. Frampton Alive.Metallica,Pantera, Dire Strait's Brothers in Arms. Midnight Oil's Head Injuries.
b. 1927's Ish. INXS' Shabooh Shabah. TISM's Great Trucking Songs of the Rennaisance.
c. Dj Tiesto,Ministry of sound,or any new bands
At the Fish and chip shop you would order:
a. Chiko roll and chips... extra salt.
b. Piece of flake, banana fritter and some wedges.
c. Grilled piece of flake, small salad and a can of diet coke.
Your favouite drugs are:
a. POT!!!!! and Pot with tobacco and Pot with a can of vb
b. Speed
C. Coke ,speed ,rok,Pills, any thing coz you can afford it
When you go on a holiday you choose:
a. Bali, Surfers or byron bay.
b. Noosa, Lorne or Thailand.
c. Broome, Vietnam or Europe.
Your dvd collection conists of:
a. Summenats! Blowers burnouts and boobs all editions
b. latest movie releases
c. latest movie releases and drift dvd's
You buy some smokes, you prefer:
a. Winnie Reds or blue's
b. Benson and Hedges
c. You don't smoke, it's bad for you.
What is your favouite commodore?
a. VH brock
b. VT "SS"
c. None ,i reather imports
What is your favouite beer?
A. Emu exprort
B. Vb
c. Corona's
You got to the Rangeview Pub "lockridge" and you feel...
a. At home, you know all the barmaids, you went to school with them.
b. Curious yet eager to join in with the drinking festivities.
c. Scared out of your brain, you hope your Jap import is alright in the carpark.
Your favouite jeans are:
a. Any thing black and extra tight that will squash the "tool kit" to the left!
b. Blue jeans neat
c. Mossimo or anything from "live"
The sticker on the back of your car says:
a. If it's rocking don't bother knocking!
b. No Fear
c. Antilag.com,Nismo,apexi
Your ultimate job would be:
a. The guy who takes the photos for 'Street Machine'
b. The guy who takes the photos for 'Ralph'
c. The guy who takes the photos for 'hard tuned imports'
You hang shit on people who live in:
a. Lockridge
b. Beechboro
c. Anywhere apart from middle class suburbia where you live
You call your Dad:
a. The old man
b. Dad
c. Father dearest or Sir
The last book you read was:
a. Anything by Max Walker, he's a pisser.
b. Anything by Stephen King, he's brilliant.
c. How to get 300hp + from your import
You turn on the telly, it ultimately lands on:
a. Cruising or touring cars or World dart champs on foxtel
b. Football Rex hunt
c. Fuck tv!!! DVD's only
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If you answered mainly A's. You're a full on moccasin wearing, holden driving bogan. You're proud of the fact and you aspire to be like Gary Ablett or Jimmy Barnes. You were spewing when Rose Tatoo broke up and your idea of a good saturday night is footy replay, followed by Meeting up with Shazza and Bazza and lapping there Hx panelvan though Freo strip then stop at liquor land to pick up "wife basher" Emu export go home get pissed and punch on! With the misses and all mates
If you answered mainly B's. You're what we call a 'Closet Bogan'. Someone who has the basic bogan instincts but is supressing them. You most likely grew up in the outer suburbs then moved into the inner suburbs when you went to Uni. But you can't deny it, you love playing kick to kick in the street, you've got couple of flannies in your wardrobe, you secretly sing along to The Angels tracks when your radio 'accidentally' finds itself on 96fm. Face up to it, you're a bogan.
If you answered mainly C's. You're a snob, any bogan would call you a poof, regardless of sex type or orientation. You have no bogan in you at all. No amount of Cold Chisel albums or tight stretch jeans will ever change you. You live mainly nice houses where you have internet and reply on Forum topics . All your friends are all called Jeremy and Tash and you grew up in a middle class suburb. Sorry your bogan credentials are zero.