today ive been to Sydney,India,Pakistan,Asia and Qld

[JNR man]

It started last night kid 1 logs off the computer, Kid 2 tries to log on.
Oh no there is something wrong with the internet. Call Dad he can fix it, Dad says i will get on to it first thing in the morning. 1st phone call was good an Aussie bloke in Sydney says there is a problem on their side will give you a number to ring and can sort it out in 5 minutes time.( easy fix). Call wife cause you need to be infront of computer to do it.Phone call 2 Wife calls number gets shitty hangs up cause can't understand a word they are saying. Wife gets daughter up so she can call back and try to make sence to no avail Phone call 3 . Fuck it call Dad back he can sort it out. Phone call 4 I call Bigpond again and we start the whloe process again, are you infront of your computer, can you do this for me? This goes on for another 30 mins before i get disconnected. WTF Phone call 5 and we start again. No i dont want a new connection i want someone to fix my old one. Whats wong wif it? I don't know thats why im trying to get someone out to fix it. 7hrs later i think somebody is coming to look at the filter splitter.

They think we got nothing better to do all day...

[ben351]

tl;dr

[Ryan1080]

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[ossie_21]

Can you go to the Isle of Log Out too???

csb

[protecon]

I can't remember - did India-based call centres exist before the internet?

[JNR man]

I can't remember - did India-based call centres exist before the internet?

Im not sure but if they didn't their unemployment rate has dropped severly since the internet

[shifted]

Ombudsmen.

[duste]

Can you go to the Isle of Log Out too???

csb

Lol!

[Fujiwara13]

Can you go to the Isle of Log Out too???

csb

+1

Useless threads are useless.

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Waiting for this ^^

[kurbn]

so who was phone?





seriously I couldnt help myself regardless of how old it is.. it just fitted perfectly with the thread.

also for your digestion..

paragraph -
A paragraph is a portion of text, usually small, used to isolate a thought. It usually contains several sentences. A new paragraph marks a change of focus, a change of time, a change of place or a change of speaker in a passage of dialogue. ...

[JNR man]

This problem has now been resolved by technician who fixed the telstra box that someone ran into. Have been appologised to for any inconvienence that this has caused and told will not be billed for tech coming to house. Winning

Thanks bangn for your help with the explination of a paragraph, will try harder to get it right.

[Fukushima]

cue CSB pics



P.S. Go with a local provider like iinet or amnet

[Brockas]

tl;dr x2

Cliff notes?

[adrenalin]

Spacing of that story makes it hard to read.

From what i can gather by skim reading

you had to call places all over the world about your internetz ?

[JNR man]

tl;dr x2

Cliff notes?

Not sure what this means please explain

[Simon]

It started last night kid 1 logs off the computer, Kid 2 tries to log on.
Oh no there is something wrong with the internet. Call Dad he can fix it, Dad says i will get on to it first thing in the morning. 1st phone call was good an Aussie bloke in Sydney says there is a problem on their side will give you a number to ring and can sort it out in 5 minutes time.( easy fix). Call wife cause you need to be infront of computer to do it.Phone call 2 Wife calls number gets shitty hangs up cause can't understand a word they are saying. Wife gets daughter up so she can call back and try to make sence to no avail Phone call 3 . Fuck it call Dad back he can sort it out. Phone call 4 I call Bigpond again and we start the whloe process again, are you infront of your computer, can you do this for me? This goes on for another 30 mins before i get disconnected. WTF Phone call 5 and we start again. No i dont want a new connection i want someone to fix my old one. Whats wong wif it? I don't know thats why im trying to get someone out to fix it. 7hrs later i think somebody is coming to look at the filter splitter.

They think we got nothing better to do all day...

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[Alt_F4]

Did you lose this?

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[JNR man]

yes
have
found
it
now
THANKS

[disc0-dan]

Actually you woulda been to the Philippines... not India or Pakistan.

[BIGS]

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[JNR man]

Actually you woulda been to the Philippines... not India or Pakistan.

Thanks for the clarification as they all sound the same to me

[JNR man]

Is it one of these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CSB
: :Too long; didn't read