[7th Sep] Saturday MEGACRUISE hosted by Perth Car Cruises

[RICEY]

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Perth Car Cruises on Facebook has hit 500 members, we feel that is as good an excuse as any to host a huge cruise.
All makes and models are invited as are all car clubs.
Going by our members expect to see old school, Euro, imports and Aussie built machines mixing it up.

This isn't a model specific cruise, this is an enthusiast cruise.

Meetpoint: The car park between Challenger Parade and Fred Burton Way City Beach, not the usual large car parks on the beach.

Time: 9pm for 10pm depart

Head on over to www.facebook.com/groups/perthcarcruises

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[Evolved]

Pic merely for illustrative purposes

not insinuating there will be any sort of sustained loss of traction

[RICEY]

"cough"

Uhh pic simply means Euros are welcome.

Monaros also welcome


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And Supras

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And Old School

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And rentals

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And even bikes!

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Hell bring your boat along too!

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[Buckets]

And rentals

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Like !

[RICEY]

Meetpoint: The car park between Challenger Parade and Fred Burton Way City Beach, not the usual large car parks on the beach.

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[Faz]

same time?

[RICEY]

9pm for 10pm depart.

[S85FI]

Meetpoint: The car park between Challenger Parade and Fred Burton Way City Beach, not the usual large car parks on the beach.

Will this be a cruise cruise or a cruise that stops at shopping centre car parks every 5 km....

[RICEY]

Meet points are far apart. :)

[S85FI]

Nice :)

[jaba]

Finish NOR or SOR? Heading both directions over the course of the night?

[Brett_J]

Is this on roads, will there be traffic lights, will the moon be out, do these pants make my butt look big?

[RICEY]

Finishes central, goes SOR and NOR.

Mainly on roads, multiple traffic lights, moon should be out going by past nights and no, its the fact your butt is big that makes it look big.

[S85FI]

Is this on roads, will there be traffic lights, will the moon be out, do these pants make my butt look big?

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[ColdFusion]

Yayer!

[RICEY]

Dis be on tonight yo!

[disc0-dan]

Hope the weather holds out.

[RICEY]

It will fine up by the afternoon :)

[Faz]

Keen to whore if anyone has a spare seat

[kyle_340]

ill be there with a few others

[monk_13]

Fuck. Forgot all about this and am now drunk in the city. Datsun stays home tonight. :-(

[S85FI]

Will be there in Euro 5.0lt magic.

[Brett_J]

Will be there to say hi in the Lancer wagon of fury :)

[jaba]

Long shot but anyone here know of the fg on wide decent offset wheels.

3 car pile up was not the best way to the start the night. :/

Black FG XR6, black wide wheels. Smashed drivers headlight, front bar etc.

[Corey]

Cruise looked like it was going to be a good night....until my rear diff decided to go pop just after the start point....

[Marti]

Wasnt a r34 involved in said pile up?

[RICEY]

Good turnout then just as we depart it pisses down.

Fucking rain can get fucked.

[ColdFusion]

Wasnt a r34 involved in said pile up?
I watched a falcon slam the brakes on hard behind the 34 and my mates old evo 8 swerved around the whole shebang at last moment.

Was not bad for my first cruisr driving until mate lost the map at Master's point. Basically missed the tunnel run and lucked it to Kingsway with me and a FG following the old orange skyline (C110?) that turned off Wanneroo eventually before the shops and thought we were surely lost. Spotted a Silvia and 2 cars turn into the shops from opposite side of road thank fk! Mate then proceeds to find said map inside his shoe -_-

[n1ghth4wk]

Would have been Socrates heading home? ^

[jaba]

Yeah 34R hit me. Falcon hit 34R. Major damage to falcon. My Vz needs a new rear bar, as does the 34.

[Phyber]

Commo brakes > 34 brakes!

[jaba]

My thoughts exactly!

[S85FI]

So much tail gating going on, so many drove beyond their cars ability and in some cases obviously poor judgement of stopping in the wet.
Hope the cars go together easier and not too much $$$

The Evo was in front of me and took off down a side st. When all went pear shape.

[Tre-Cool]

bailed at masters as it was close to home. plus slippery roads mean no fun. other than that looked like a great map

[Daisy]

saw a black commo run out of steering lock/driver talent :P

[XF Falcon]

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[S85FI]

bailed at masters as it was close to home. plus slippery roads mean no fun. other than that looked like a great map

I think the map author found the event a bit too "slippery too"

[Tre-Cool]

i was only a few cars back and my mate goes. someone just lost it. im like what you talking about...

come through rb, oh whats ricey doing....

[S85FI]

oh whats ricey doing....

3 point turn as a one point turn? What would you call that? 'a 360' :p

[RICEY]

Lol wasnt even trying to induce oversteer, when it stepped out I went to power out but no response. By the time I realised traction control was on it was too late :(

[Macca]

Lol wasnt even trying to induce oversteer, when it stepped out I went to power out but no response. By the time I realised traction control was on it was too late :(

Bogan excuse #1234765

[S85FI]

Bogan excuse #1234765
This is so funny. I mean traction control prevents this and assists the driver every bit when they make a mistake. He really must of fucked up...

I'm sure there were some specific phrases in the cruise and about reving engines etc :)

Gold.

Edit: typo - in case Mr 360 picks me up on it.

[RICEY]

If you're going to try and hack me at least make sense. Not one relevent point was made in your post.

[RICEY]

And it's traction control only not ESP. It will stop you powering out in a slide.

But being an ex mechanic you would know this right?

[S85FI]

Lol sook.

My posts are relevant. .. you wrote the rules for the cruise. Haha you said no hooning type activities...explain why your car went in a spin? Mr mechanic :)
As to traction control, you spun out because you delivered too much power to the rear wheels, had traction control been applied by the computer, and limited your power to the rear wheels then perhaps the induced spin may not have occurred:)

As to esp... pffft.... hook, line, RiCeY

I bet you cant wait when I do the same in my car ... piss take you wont let down :)

[RICEY]

I'm not even going to bother as you're wrong yet again.

And what would you call overtaking in the emergency lane apart from sheer stupidity?

[Brett_J]

Snickers?

Grumpy old pingpingpingping :P

[RICEY]

Tongue my bum.

[S85FI]

I'm not even going to bother as you're wrong yet again.
And what would you call overtaking in the emergency lane apart from sheer stupidity?

Um I would call it an underpowered commodore that hogged the slip lane? But I only did it long enough to pass you so its ok. :) NOTE: I was on a curved approached and maintained directional stability.

[beatle]

Can you 2 fuck all ready?

[Daisy]

Um I would call it an underpowered commodore that hogged the slip lane? But I only did it long enough to pass you so its ok. :) NOTE: I was on a curved approached and maintained directional stability.

facepalm.

if you owned a silvia everyone on here would be calling you a fuckwit. just because you own a beemer seems to have bought you some credibility. every one of your posts is dribble. Dont bother replying as I dont give a fuck.

[S85FI]

Can you 2 fuck all ready? not possible, RiCeY gets all slippery when wet....

[RICEY]

not possible, RiCeY gets all slippery when wet....

That and the fact your tiny little penis (the reason for the M5) wouldn't touch the sides even though my ass is so tight only dogs can hear my farts.

[S85FI]

if you owned a silvia everyone on here would be calling you a fuckwit. just because you own a beemer seems to have bought you some credibility. every one of your posts is dribble. Dont bother replying as I dont give a fuck.

Since yo don't care I'll reply for my own humour or who ever chooses to read it. Firstly I don't think a car makes you credible. I don't think Silvia drivers are fuck-wits. However personalities aren't for everyone. So be it. I drive a BMW so be it. You drive what ever it is and that doesn't change your statue in society. It's how it is.

I'm not sure what your issue is, I overtook on the right hand side of a lane with traffic marked out in the same direction with no traffic. From a risk assessment point I rated it low for incidence.

What would you rate a commodore driver that does an uncontrolled 360 on a multiple lane intersection? smart? We all fuck up, the only difference is we either get away with no consequence or we are faced with the consequence. He's your mate, vice versa - cool. Stick by his side, but you don't have to bag someone out because of the car they drive.

If I banter with RiCeY so be it. He's not offended - nor am I. I have a laugh so does he.


Look I understand you are upset. I thought about this. Then I thought I'm not the one with mad cow disease and I'm not the one calling my self a Daisy. So petal, it either means " a common wild flower ( in line with mad cow disease) growing chiefly in grass, having petals" or a person or thing (In line with that disease again) unusually pleasing (such as mad cow disease). But I like latter.

Enjoy the read petal. Your human, were creatures of habit and you will read this.




That and the fact your tiny little penis (the reason for the free car) wouldn't touch the sides even though my ass is so tight only dogs can hear my farts.
Sorry about the lovers tiff RiCeY. You were attracted to the car - the dick was just a bonus to you.

[RICEY]

I am attracted to women, not cars.

[S85FI]

I'm ok with that.... but I reckon you have enough gay posts on here most would know it's not true.....:D

[mattyb89]

traction control isnt that hard to work out stops the car from losing traction under acceleration. when your back slips out in a commodore under no acceleration and you need to power out as what it sounds like ricey was experiencing and it is on YOU ARE FUCKED.

ps you made yourself look like a douch with clutching at straws about the hole mad cow flower shit

[YOUR MATE]

Since yo don't care I'll reply for my own humour or who ever chooses to read it. Firstly I don't think a car makes you credible. I don't think Silvia drivers are fuck-wits. However personalities aren't for everyone. So be it. I drive a BMW so be it. You drive what ever it is and that doesn't change your statue in society. It's how it is.

I'm not sure what your issue is, I overtook on the right hand side of a lane with traffic marked out in the same direction with no traffic. From a risk assessment point I rated it low for incidence.

What would you rate a commodore driver that does an uncontrolled 360 on a multiple lane intersection? smart? We all fuck up, the only difference is we either get away with no consequence or we are faced with the consequence. He's your mate, vice versa - cool. Stick by his side, but you don't have to bag someone out because of the car they drive.

If I banter with RiCeY so be it. He's not offended - nor am I. I have a laugh so does he.


Look I understand you are upset. I thought about this. Then I thought I'm not the one with mad cow disease and I'm not the one calling my self a Daisy. So petal, it either means " a common wild flower ( in line with mad cow disease) growing chiefly in grass, having petals" or a person or thing (In line with that disease again) unusually pleasing (such as mad cow disease). But I like latter.

Enjoy the read petal. Your human, were creatures of habit and you will read this.

Jesus fucking christ you are one arrogant pingpingpingping.

Read any cruise thread - emergency lanes are a no go. Period. No matter how good the visibility is from that high horse of yours. Pull your fucking head in, cop it on the chin and leave it at that.

[S85FI]

Read any cruise thread - emergency lanes are a no go. Period. No matter how good the visibility is from that high horse of yours. Pull your fucking head in, cop it on the chin and leave it at that.

Try again. It was a dual carriageway.


traction control isnt that hard to work out stops the car from losing traction under acceleration. when your back slips out in a commodore under no acceleration and you need to power out as what it sounds like ricey was experiencing and it is on YOU ARE FUCKED.

ps you made yourself look like a douch with clutching at straws about the hole mad cow flower shit

Yawn.....

Thats me done.... bored now.

[Azrian]

This
facepalm.

if you owned a silvia everyone on here would be calling you a fuckwit. just because you own a beemer seems to have bought you some credibility. every one of your posts is dribble. Dont bother replying as I dont give a fuck.
This

traction control isnt that hard to work out stops the car from losing traction under acceleration. when your back slips out in a commodore under no acceleration and you need to power out as what it sounds like ricey was experiencing and it is on YOU ARE FUCKED.

ps you made yourself look like a douch with clutching at straws about the hole mad cow flower shit

And this
Jesus fucking christ you are one arrogant pingpingpingping.

Read any cruise thread - emergency lanes are a no go. Period. No matter how good the visibility is from that high horse of yours. Pull your fucking head in, cop it on the chin and leave it at that.

Zzm5 I cringe every time i see you have replied to a thread. There are times in life when you just sit back and watch.

[Socrates]

Anyway, great cruise Ricey, Have you got a liking for dark meet points haha
I was picking up a mate before Kingsway stop and noticed i had 2 people following me.

[Blekky]

Daily dose of AL reading brings me joy

[ColdFusion]

Socrates, that was me in the 32 sedan following you along with the falcon haha. My mate lost the map in his shoe! Good chatting to you afterwards though. Too bad I couldn't stay any longer, one of my passenger's had a curfew :/

[Macca]

Map in his shoe just in case the cops wanted it?

[YOUR MATE]

Socrates, that was me in the 32 sedan following you along with the falcon haha. My mate lost the map in his shoe! Good chatting to you afterwards though. Too bad I couldn't stay any longer, one of my passenger's had a curfew :/

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[heavyduty1340]

This
This


And this

Zzm5 I cringe every time i see you have replied to a thread. There are times in life when you just sit back and watch.

I am of the opinion that he is homophobic, which probably really means he actually is gay, and bought a beemer to pick up boys, ladyboys

[ALEX.]

ColdFusion, I'm more than interested in how your mate managed to lose a 210mm x 297mm bright white piece of paper in his shoe.

"Ok and after this left we have a... Wait hang on. No fkn wait I said! Where... Where's it gone?"
"Where's what?"
"The map! It's gone!"
"Don't worry it can't have gone far. It'll turn up in a-"
"No man, it's just freakin gone!!"
"Ok ok, where'd you last have it?"
"In my godamn hands! You saw it too remember like only 10 seconds ago! Where the hell is it!? This is so fu- uh.. nope hang on hang on....
nah don't worry don't worry; here it is...
INSIDE.
MY.

FUCKING.



SHOE."

[sensei_]

whats it doing in the shoe in the first place

[POH73]

Frikken clowns!

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[tinto]

All the foot related puns I have for this curious situation will be wasted without the like button's external validation.

So begins my silent protest.

[Phyber]

like^

[ColdFusion]

ColdFusion, I'm more than interested in how your mate managed to lose a 210mm x 297mm bright white piece of paper in his shoe.

"Ok and after this left we have a... Wait hang on. No fkn wait I said! Where... Where's it gone?"
"Where's what?"
"The map! It's gone!"
"Don't worry it can't have gone far. It'll turn up in a-"
"No man, it's just freakin gone!!"
"Ok ok, where'd you last have it?"
"In my godamn hands! You saw it too remember like only 10 seconds ago! Where the hell is it!? This is so fu- uh.. nope hang on hang on....
nah don't worry don't worry; here it is...
INSIDE.
MY.

FUCKING.



SHOE."

OMG LMAO!!

That's almost exactly what happened except it was when we were getting HJ's near Master's, then the above shit started when we were about to leave, then the last bit after arriving at Kingsway. It was fucken folded up down the side -_-