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Originally Posted by Autopilot
Your funny is fail.
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http://i45.tinypic.com/jfguhx.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Autopilot
Your funny is fail.
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n...re/battery.jpg
I can't remember anything
can't tell if I need slacks or jeans
my wife said to check the seams
My terrible flip flops mock me
now that sunglass hut is through with me
through new shades, I cannot see
that I was just in Armani
I think I'm still on Rodeo drive now
hold this bag as I wish for ride
oh please Cab, take me
back in the store it's hard to deal -
there's too many shirts that I must feel
but all of them must reveal
all of my awesome tats now
this damn t-shirt just sticks to me
it must be humidity
I think it came from A & E
Must get this crap off from me
hold my gut in as they pass me by
please don't recognize me
now that chick is gone
I think I'm done
Lars please help me
find a vest
should I shave my chest?
Oh please Lars help me....
Bargains- imprisoning me
all that I see
absolute savings
what a great deal
what a great find
Look at these shorts
Damn I look Sexy as Helllllllllllllll
Store clerk
has taken my card
Rang up my shoes
Rang up my jacket
Rang up my shirt
Rang up my socks
Rang up my belt
None of this stuff's on sale
I don't understand any of that ^^
lead singer from Metallica lol think that songs based on Master of Puppets??? :lol:
errr James Hetfield from Metallica - original song those lyrics based on is One from the album And Justice For All..... how can anyone under 50 not actually know that song!!!
back from when metallica were good
ah yes, I suck at remembering names of songs.
"one" would be the song...
[QUOTE=spookware;556724]http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n...re/battery.jpg
Newish Bass guitarist in back too
Believe it or not, some people don't live in Armadale/High Wycombe/KwinanaQuote:
Originally Posted by nang3
^^^ mwahahaha lucky ive only driven through those places about 3 times in total then !!
you guys seriously havent heard of this song FFS ?? i must be old at 31 then!
They're good again. Last two albums were killer.Quote:
Originally Posted by nang3
Thats right i like St. Anger.. :O
you = Fail!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by opiatechicken
St. Anger was a mess, completely different Snare Tone, and really was actually too angry for Metallica lol.
Death Magnetic was a step up, but doesn't come close to the classics of Black & Master of Puppets.
Edit: Why am i arguing this on the Jokes page... More funny pics :D
As the best selling metal band of all time, I hardly think it's just people living in the suburbs you mentioned who like Metallica.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anaru
No, out of the entire world, only people who live in the Western Australian suburbs; Armadale, High Wycombe and Kwinana know about that songQuote:
Originally Posted by fourseven
How can you say that Anaru? Even pingers know metallica songs... you fresh off the boat from sheep boning land or something?
And you forgot Balga/Westminster/Girrawheen/Morley etc
Didnt come off a boat
Live in westminster
Wouldnt have a clue what song you guys are bitch fighting over
Hahahahahhahaha thats gold!Quote:
Originally Posted by mr_rotary
Quote:
Originally Posted by Anaru
LOL @ this c u nt