You joke, but dolphins do rape people.Quote:
Originally Posted by DAN [MPS 3]
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You joke, but dolphins do rape people.Quote:
Originally Posted by DAN [MPS 3]
There is a youtube video of a diver getting 'raped' by a male dolphin... by rape I mean he rubbed his man-hood all over the diver.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skidkid
Keen to go diving
Giving up on land mammals?Quote:
Originally Posted by TJ
For what porpoise? Don't be sealy.Quote:
Originally Posted by TJ
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Originally Posted by kirbo
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The best:
■Honor: If you need it defined, you don't have it.
■America: The only country that matters. If you want to experience other "cultures," use an atlas, or a ham radio.
■Buffets: Whenever available. Choose quantity over quality.
■Teamwork: Work together as if your life depends on it... IT DOES.
■Selfishness: Take what's yours.
■Haircuts: 3 acceptable styles: high and tight, buzzed cut, crew cut.
■Discipline: The ability to repeat a boring thing over and over again.
■Suspicion: Do not trust anyone else.
■Skim Milk*: Avoid it.
■Cow Protein- Always beats turkey meat
■Fish (Sport Only): It's practically a vegetable.
■Intensity: Give 100%. 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that.
■Torso: Should be thick and impenetrable.
■Old Wooden Sailing Ships: They're beautiful.
■B.O.: Cultivating a manly musk puts your opponents on notice.
■Skim Milk*: That's right. It's on here twice. Avoid It.
■Cursing: There is only one bad word. Taxes. If any other word is good enough for sailors it's good enough for you.
■Friends: One to Three is sufficient.
■Property Rights: They exist. Don't let them be taken away from you.
■Perspiration: Only sweat during physical activity or love making. No emotional sweating.
■You: You are your biggest ally.
■Crying: Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon.
■Frankness: Cut the B.S.
■Capitalism: God's way of determining who is smart, and who is poor.
■Facial Hair: Full, Thick, and Square, nothing sculpted. If you have to sculpt it that probably means you can't grow it.
■Rage: One rage every three months is permitted. Try not to hurt anyone who doesn't deserve it.
■Poise: Sting like a bee. Do not float like a butterfly. That's ridiculous
■Handshakes: Firm, Dry, Solid. Three seconds.
■Body grooming: Only women shave below the neck.
A Grosjean home video?Quote:
Originally Posted by XF Falcon
Saw this awesome book placement at the Classroom last night, thought it was hilarious in my drunken state
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Today Tonight / ACA: Journalism 101.
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lost my shit