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    Quote Originally Posted by DAN [MPS 3] View Post
    You joke, but dolphins do rape people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skidkid View Post
    You joke, but dolphins do rape people.
    There is a youtube video of a diver getting 'raped' by a male dolphin... by rape I mean he rubbed his man-hood all over the diver.
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    Keen to go diving
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    Quote Originally Posted by TJ View Post
    Keen to go diving
    Giving up on land mammals?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TJ View Post
    Keen to go diving
    For what porpoise? Don't be sealy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kirbo View Post
    For what porpoise? Don't be sealy.
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    The best:
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    Quote Originally Posted by XF Falcon View Post
    A Grosjean home video?

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    Saw this awesome book placement at the Classroom last night, thought it was hilarious in my drunken state


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    Today Tonight / ACA: Journalism 101.


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    Lewis is King of the flogs, a talented one I admit but he is #1 Champion of the Cumsocks and there's not really anyone who's even remotely close aside.

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