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  1. 30-01-2016 07:24 PM #23376
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    lol like starting from someone else's saved game.
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    ^^^ I'd feel dirtier from doing that than I would feeling a nugget with the end of my dick. Some people make me sick.
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  4. 01-02-2016 09:03 AM #23378
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    A number of us had this discussion a week ago.

    IMO at best, with a real loose bitch who hardly feels pain you could get your hand half way round your cock. Full wrap grip is impossible.
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  6. 01-02-2016 10:01 AM #23379
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett_J View Post
    LOLLLL, That thin membrane hides nothing, finger banging a super hot chick a few years ago, was from behind as she was cooking dinner, meaning my fingers were curved towards the anoos, noticed the wall of her carnt was lumpy, only realising last minute she had a 12 pounder in the breach, stopped, mumbled something about finishing after dinner, ate then faked feeling sick and left. I was scared she'd drop that bad boy during sex, I ain't Ricey, that's fucking gross !
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    "Let's put it this way, I've had an orgasm in the air before. Alone. And together." – Miranda Kerr

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  11. 01-02-2016 09:45 PM #23382
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  26. 14-02-2016 08:06 AM #23390
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  28. 14-02-2016 10:47 PM #23391
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    ^ Firm yet fair.
    Add Mercedes to the list. Because fuck Mercedes on all levels.
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  30. 15-02-2016 11:03 AM #23392
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    haha...... wonder who has done this......



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  32. 15-02-2016 12:01 PM #23393
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    That is all over 4chan, Reddit, 9gag, etc... Lots of butt hurt people.
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    What does it actually do anyway? Brick the phone I assume.

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    Relevant link to above 2 posts.
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  36. 15-02-2016 02:07 PM #23396
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    Pretty much won't turn back on, and in the slight chance it does it won't get past the apple logo... Just keep styling as if it is trying to turn on.

    If you have a few minutes to burn this sums it up pretty well.
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  38. 15-02-2016 02:56 PM #23397
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    Wow epic trolling there
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    My shop as been full of this shit today... Much angry, many disappoint, such uh oh's.
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  41. 15-02-2016 04:00 PM #23399
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    Quote Originally Posted by disc0-dan View Post
    My shop as been full of this shit today... Much angry, many disappoint, such uh oh's.
    Lucky you're a customer service god then isnt it!
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  43. 15-02-2016 04:40 PM #23400
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    This reminds me of the old Nokia 5110 phone joke. You tell someone have you heard about the free game in the phone (apart from snake), tell them from the main screen press 2,2,2,1,2 or something like that. What it does infact is hotkey through the settings menu to change the phone language to Chinese.
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