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    the only thing nissans are good for

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    As part of my essay on popular culture i did 4chan, whilst researching various memes etc i found this list of xzibit memes, these are fucking HILARIOUS

    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED STEVIE WONDER, SO WE PAINTED THE WINDSHIELD BLACK.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE DRINKING, SO WE PUT A BAR IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN DRINK WHILE YOU DRIVE.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU WERE A SURGEON, SO WE PUT AN OPERATING TABLE IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN PERFORM LIFE SAVING HEART SURGERY WHILE YOU DRIVE.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE BIKES, SO WE TOOK OUT YOUR ENGINE AND INSTALLED BIKE PEDALS.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE BEING SUBTLE ABOUT WHAT YOU DRIVE, SO WE LOADED YOUR CAR FULL OF USELESS SHIT THAT YOU'LL NEVER ACTUALLY NEED WHILE DRIVING.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CARS SO WE PUT A CAR IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TRUNKS SO WE PUT A TRUNK IN YOUR TRUNK SO YOU CAN TRUNK WHILE TRUNK TRUNK.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED JUNK IN THE TRUNK SO WE PUT TONS OF WRECKAGE FROM YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD IN NEW ORLEANS IN YO TRUNK.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE BAD REPOSTS SO WE PUT THIS SHIT IN YOUR 4CHAN.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO SLEEP, SO WE REPLACED THE DRIVERS SEAT WITH A BED SO YOU CAN SLEEP WHILE YOU DRIVE.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SPEEDING SO WE TOOK OUT YOUR BRAKES.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE THE FLINTSTONES, SO WE TOOK OUT YOUR FLOOR AND REPLACED YOUR TIRES WITH GIANT STONE CYLINDERS.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE ANIMALS, SO WE PUT SOME PANDA FUR ON YOUR SEATS.
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED HONEY, SO WE PUT A BEE HIVE IN YOUR GLOVEBOX
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE GLOVES, SO WE PUTS SOME GLOVES IN YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
    # SALUTATIONS, GOOD SIR. PLEASE EXCUSE THE INTRUSION BUT WE COULD NOT GO WITHOUT ALERTING YOU THAT VIA FRIENDLY HEARSAY IT HAS SUBTLY COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT YOUR PEERS ARE OF THE OPINION THAT YOU ARE ONE WHO ENJOYS A GOOD MEASURE OF GARRULOUSNESS, ERGO, AND AGAIN I PRAY YOU EXCUSE OUR PRESUMPTUOUSNESS, BUT WE HAVE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF REPLACING YOUR AGGLOMERATION OF ASSORTED AUDIO COMPACT-DISCS WITH A GLOSSARY CONSISTING OF SYNONYMS AND GRAMMATICAL SYNTAXES FOR YOUR REFERENCIAL NEEDS AND/OR PLEASURE PERCHANCE AN EVENT REQUIRING PROLIX DIALOG SHOULD ARISE.
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED SEAFOOD, SO WE STAPLED TWO DEAD FISH TO YOUR WINDSHIELD.
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED SCAT, SO WE REPLACED YOUR AIRBAG WITH SHIT.
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE MACS SO WE PUT ONLY ONE PEDAL IN YOUR CAR.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU WERE A NIGRA, SO WE RETURNED THE CAR BACK TO ITS OWNER.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD THAT YOU'RE BLIND, SO WE DIDN'T DO SHIT TO YOUR CAR.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED DRAGON BALL Z, SO STAY TUNED FOR NEXT TIME WHEN WE REVEAL WHAT WE PUT IN YOUR CAR.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CANDLEJACK SO WE P
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE PORTALS SO WE PUT YOUR TRUNK IN YOUR GLOVE BOX.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED GOLF SO WE PUT A GOLF COURSE IN YO TRUNK SO YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO FAIL, SO WE MADE YOU THIS THREAD.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CHAIN RULE SO WE PUT A FUNCTION IN YOUR FUNCTION SO YOU WAN DERIVE WHILST YOU DERIVE.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE MATT MICHAELS, SO WE PUT JUSTINE BELLEW IN YOUR CAR.
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE COMPLETELY MISSING THE FUCKING POINT, SO WE MADE "SUP DAWG" QUOTES THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH PREVENTING YOUR CAR FROM WORKING PROPERLY.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SAMUEL L. JACKSON, SO WE FILLED YOUR CAR WITH SNAKES.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU BE HATING ON EPIC THREADS, SO WE PUT SOME EJECTION SEATS IN YOUR RIDE SO YOU CAN GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO LURK MOAR, SO WE UPGRADED YOUR HARD DRIVES.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE LOLI, SO WE TIED UP SOME PRETEENS INSIDE.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU'RE THE NEWFAG THAT IS KILLING ED, SO WE PUT A LIST OF MEMES IN YOUR SUN VISOR SO YOU CAN CREATE A SHITTY ARTICLE WITH UNFUNNY REFERENCES TO SHIT YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS SO WE REPLACED YO DASHBOARD WITH A D20.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TRUSTING NIGGERS, SO WE SOLD YOUR CAR AND USED THE MONEY TO BUY CRACK.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SURPRISES, SO WE PUT A DICK IN A BOX IN YOUR DASHBOARD SO YOU CAN OPEN IT WHILE YOU DRIVE.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU DIDN'T BUY MY LAST ALBUM, SO WE CHARGED THIS RIDE TO YOUR CREDIT CARD.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE 4CHAN, SO WE SAGED YOUR CAR.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE AIDS, SO WE INSTALLED A HABBO POOL IN YOUR STEERING WHEEL.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HERD YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ, SO WE PUT A MUDKIP IN YOUR CAR DAWG.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU MADE THAT MUDKIP EDIT, SO WE PUT A SHOTGUN IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN DO THE WORLD A FAVOR.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SOVIET RUSSIA, SO WE PUT THE CAR IN YOU!
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED THE SOVIET RUSSIA JOKE ABOVE, SO WE INSTALLED A SHOT GUN IN YOUR AIR BAG, FARK FAGGOT.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE _______________________ SO WE _______________________.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE LITTLE GIRLS, SO WE PUT CHRIS HANSEN IN THE BACK SEAT.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE PEDOBEAR, SO WE PUT A CAGE IN YOUR BACKSEAT TO HOLD THE TEN YEAR OLDS.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SCIENTOLOGY, SO WE TOOK OUT YOUR CRUISE CONTROL.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CAPS LOCK, SO WE TURNED ON YOUR CRUISE CONTROL.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU'RE A NIGGER, SO WE PUT SOME CHIKINS IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU'RE A JEW, SO WE'RE GONNA PUT YOU IN THE OVEN.
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE SCREWING SO WE PUT A SCREWDRIVER IN YO PEELER BAR SO YOU CAN STRIP WHILE YOU STRIP.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE POINTING SO WE FGSFDS YOUR CAR.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE--HAHAHAHA DISREGARD THAT. WE SUCK COCKS.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE JESUS CHRIST SO WE PUT A LION IN YO CAR.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU CLOSED THE POOL SO WE PUT AIDS IN YO CAR.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO PRANK CALL SO WE PUT A CACTUS IN YO CAR.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU WAS SAVIN' THAT BACON SO WE PUT A DEADLY VIRUS IN YO CAR.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU WERE FAT SO WE MANNED THE HARPOONS.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE OPRAH SO WE PUT OVER 9000 PENISES IN YOUR CHILDREN.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CP SO WE PUT CHRIS HANSON IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN HAVE A SEAT WHILE YOU DRIVE.
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE BIG BANDS SO WE PUT A BIG BAND IN YOUR BIG BAND SO YOU CAN JIVE WHILE YOU JIVE.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SARAH PALIN, SO WE PUT ALASKA IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN SEE RUSSIA WHILE YOU DRIVE.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE JEHOVA SO WE PUT GOLD IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN JEW WHILE YOU DRIVE.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE DIVIDING BY ZERO SO....OH SHI-
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU WERE A PRETTY COOL GUY THAT DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU WERE A NIGGER SO WE PUT A GPS IN YO CAR SO YOU WON'T BE IN THE WRONG LOCATION.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU DON'T ROLL THAT WAY SO WE TOOK OFF YOUR WHEELS SO YOU DON'T ROLL ANY WAY FAGGOT.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SEXUALLY MOLESTING UNDERAGE BOGANS SO WE PUT JEFF AND DAVO IN YO TRIPPED OUT COMMODORE SO YOU CAN SYSTEMATICALLY STICK V-NECK'S UP THEIR ASSES AND LISTEN TO THE FOOTY WHILE YOU DRIVE.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SPEAKERS SO WE PUT SPEAKERS IN YOUR SPEAKERS SO YOU CAN LISTEN TO MUSIC WHILE LISTENING TO MUSIC.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE FALCON PUNCH SO WE PUT SOME PUNCH IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN GIVE SURPRISE ABORTIONS WHILE YOU DRIVE.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE THE PARTYVAN, SO WE PUT SOME CP IN THE GLOVE BOX, SO YOU CAN GET B& IRL WHILE YOU DRIVE.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE MOLESTING YOUNG BOYS, SO WE LURED TWO BROTHERS, 16 AND 13, INTO YOUR CAR, SO YOU CAN SYSTEMATICALLY SEXUALLY ABUSE BEYOND BELIEF WHILE YOU DRIVE.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE ??? SO WE PUT PROFIT! IN YOUR CAR.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE WILFORD BRIMLEY, SO WE GAVE THE DIA-BETUS TO YOUR CAR.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CHARGIN SHIT, SO WE PUT LAYZORZ IN THE HEADLIGHTS SO YOU CAN SHOOP WHILE YOU WHOOP.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE PURUGLY, SO WE PUT A SKY IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN FLY WHILE YOU DRIVE.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE UNCYCLOPEDIA, SO WE PUT GOATSE ON YO WINDSHIELD.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO ROCK, SO JIMMY PAGE IS YOUR NEW CLUTCH.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HERD YOU LIKED FAT KIDS, SO WE PUT ANDY MILONAKUS IN YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE /B/, SO WE FILLED YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT WITH COPYPASTA SO YOU CAN WTF IS /B/ WHILE YOU DRIVE.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO MOVE ZIGS, SO WE SET YOU UP A BOMB.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE MISSINGNO, SO WE PUT INFINITE RARE CANDIES IN YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE FURRIES, SO WE PUT A BOMB UNDER YOUR SEAT.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE PYLONS, SO WE PUT SOME VESPENE GAS IN YOUR GAS TANK.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE RULE 34, SO WE GAVE ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTERS APHRODISIACS AND LOCKED THEM IN THE BACK SEAT.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE GAYS, SO WE PUT A FUCKING HUGE DILDO IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU'RE A SICK FUCK, SO WE PUT SOME KITTENS AND LUBE IN THE SEATS.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE BEL-AIR, SO WE WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE LICENSE PLATE SAID FRESH AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE STARCRAFT, SO WE ZERG RUSHED YOUR CAR.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SPARTAAAAAA, SO WE PUT KING LEONIDAS BESIDE YOU.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE 300, SO TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE MEET THE SPARTANS, SO WE PUT BRITNEY SPEARS IN THE BACK SEAT.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE BRIAN PEPPERS, SO WE PUT SOME BRIAN PEPPERS PORN ON YOUR WINDSHIELD SO YOU CAN JERK OFF WHILE YOU DRIVE.
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE BUTTSECKS, SO WE REPLACED YOUR STEERING WHEEL WITH A BIG FUCKING ASS.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE ABORTION RIGHTS SO WE PUT SOME DEAD FETUSES AND BLARGH IN YOUR RIDE.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU DON'T LIKE ABORTION RIGHTS SO WE PUT A PROM NIGHT DUMPSTER BABY IN YOUR RIDE
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE PRO-LIFERS SO WE PUT SOME LIVE FETUSES IN YOUR RIDE.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEAR YOU LIKE LULZ, SO WE PUT MITCHELL HENDERSON'S CORPSE IN YOUR BACK SEAT.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE HOOKERS AND BLOW SO WE PUT HOOKERS COVERED IN COCAINE IN THE BACKSEAT AND CALLED THE NARCS.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE GOITERS, SO WE PUT SOME REAL LIVES IN YOUR RIDE.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE NECROPHILIA, SO WE PUT YOUR MOM'S CORPSE SPREAD EAGLE IN THE BACK SEAT.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE RAIN, SO WE MADE YOUR HEAD TURN THE OTHER WAY.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR, SO WE PUT MORDOR IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR WHILE YOU DRIVE.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE JOHN LOCKE, SO WE HAD HIM FUCK UP YOUR CAR.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU WANT TO BE AN HERO, SO WE DIDN'T PUT AN IPOD IN YOUR CAR.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOUR SCOUTER WAS CRUSHED BY SOME JUICER FAGGOT, SO WE REPLACED YOUR HEADLIGHTS WITH SCOUTERS SO YOU CAN READ POWER LEVELS WHILE YOU DRIVE.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU'RE JACK BAUER, SO WE PUT A TERRORIST IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN TORTURE HIM WHILE YOU DRIVE.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU HATE FAGS, SO WE PUT FRED PHELPS IN YOUR BACKSEAT.
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE TACOS, SO WE RAPED YOUR MOTHER AND MADE A COAT OUT OF HER SKIN!
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE RIM JOBS, SO WE SWITCHED YOUR DRIVER'S SEAT FOR A 12 YEAR-OLD CHINESE BOY AND STOLE YOUR WHEELS.
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU'RE FROM LIVERPOOL, SO WE PUT YOUR CAR ON BRICKS FOR THE LULZ.
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD THAT YOU LIKE STARCRAFT SO WE BUILT A SHITLOAD OF ZERGS IN YOUR TRUNK AND CONSTRUCTED ADDITIONAL PYLONS ON THE ROOF.
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU PULL YOUR PANTS ALL THE WAY DOWN TO GO PEE SO WE PUT A TOILET IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN FEEL GOOD WHILE YOU DRIVE.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TALENTED AFRICAN AMERICANS SO WE PUT NOTHING IN YOUR TRUNK.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED ORANGES SO BLASTED YO TRUNK WITH THE POWER OF ORANGES SO YOU CAN SMELL CITRUS WHILE YOU DRIVE.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED THE WAY YOU LOOK SO WE PUT SOME SUITS IN YO TRUNK WE GUARANTEE IT.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE EUROPE SO WE PUT EUROPE IN YOU TRUNK SO YOU COUNTDOWN WHILE YOU DRIVE.
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE JOSEF FRITZL SO WE HOOKED YOU WITH A CELLAR IN YOUR TRUNK SO YOU CAN RAPE YOUR DAUGHTER WHILE YOU DRIVE.
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO RAPE SHIT SO WE PUT ELISABETH FRITZL IN YOUR TRUNK SO YOU CAN RAPE SHIT WHILE YOU DRIVE.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE EXTREME ADVERTISING SO WE PUT BILLY MAYS IN YOUR TRUNK SO YOU CAN FEEL THE POWER OF OXI CLEAN WHILE YOU DRIVE.
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED BTTF, SO WE PUT A FLUX CAPACITOR IN THE BACK SEAT SO YOU CAN TIME TRAVEL WHILE YOU DRIVE 88 MILES PER HOUR.
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE(D) FEELING GOOD, SO WE PUT JAMES BROWN IN THE TRUNK SO YOU CAN FEEL GOOD WHILE YOU DRIVE.
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE EXERCISE SO WE STOLE YO CAR.
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE COOKIES FOR BREAKFAST SO WE REPLACED YO GAS TANK WITH A BOX OF COOKIE CRISP.
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE NIGGERS SO WE MOVED INTO YO BACK SEAT.
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE NIK KERSHAW SO WE PUT TWO STRONG ARMS IN YOUR CAR SO BABYLON CAN BLESS YOU WHILE YOU DRIVE
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE MINDFUCKS SO WHEN YOU SEE WHAT WE DID TO YOUR CAR, YOU'LL SHIT BRICKS
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE PRESSING CHARGES SO WE PUT GEORGE BUSH AND THAT NIGGA WHO RAPED YOU IN YOUR CAR AND SENT YOUNG JEEZY TO COME DO.
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE HERPES SO WE PUT YOUR MOM IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN WEAR SOCKS WHILE YOU DRIVE.
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE CHILD PORN SO WE PUT ORPHANS IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN FAP WHILE YOU DRIVE.
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE MAH BOI SO WE PUT MAH BOI IN YOUR CAR, SO YOU CAN SQUADALA WHILE YOU DRIVE!
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE BOND SO WE PUT AN EYEPATCH ON YOUR SEATBELT SO YOU CAN LEAVE BOND TO YOU WHILE YOU DRIVE.
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE SONICHU SO WE CALLED THE COPS SO YOUR HIGHLY FUNCTIONAL AUTISTIC ASS DOESN'T DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE!
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE SPAMMING 4CHAN SO WE PUT "4CHAN.JS" IN YOUR CAR, AND NOW YO JUST SHAT BRICKS
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE FLEA MARKETS, SO WE PUT SAMMY STEPHENS IN YOUR CAR SO IT'S JUST LIKE, IT'S JUST A MINI MALL,HEY HEY
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE APPLES, SO WE PUT SOME APPLES IN SOME ICE, SO YOU CAN SAY "HOW DOES A BEAR KNOW WHAT APPLES IS?" WHILE YOU DRIVE.
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE /B/, SO WE PUT CP ON YOUR HARD DRIVE SO YOU CAN GET RAPED WHILE IN JAIL.
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND YO MOM GOT SCARED, SO WE SENT YOU TO LIVE WITH YO AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR, SO YOU CAN WHISTLE FOR A CAB WHILE YOU SHOOTING SOME B-BALL OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL.
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE GLASS SO WE PUT SOME GLASS IN YO ASS SO YOU CAN BLEED WHEN YOU SHIT.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU DON'T LIKE THE INTERNET, SO WE MADE YOUR CAR INTO A BIG TRUCK.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CIGARS AND WEED, SO WE PUT A JOINT IN A CIGAR SO YOU CAN SMOKE WHILE YOU TOKE.
    # SUP DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE TO 404 SO WE MADE A THREAD THAT YOU 404'D SO YOU CAN 404 A 404.
    # SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU'RE COMPLETELY DEAF, SO WE PUT 7 BIG ASS HEARIN AIDS IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN CRANK DAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU DRIVE.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BLAAA View Post
    Lol gook! Your yet to gain any masculinity as it is! I could own 30 of these start a flower garden put 36 tampons up my ass and drink 12 litres of oestrogen and knitt something all whilst wearing a pink tutu and own 14 cats and a dog that fits in a manbag and still be ahead of you

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    LOL!

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    Most of those are shit, but fucking LOL at the first two:

    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED STEVIE WONDER, SO WE PAINTED THE WINDSHIELD BLACK.
    # SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE DRINKING, SO WE PUT A BAR IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN DRINK WHILE YOU DRIVE.
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    Empire Performance - Mitsubishi Evo 6 Tarmac Rally Car.

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    lol that guy looks insane!!

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    Hahahaha just waiting fr the crazy guy to pull out his knife

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    hahahaha took me a bit to see the dude in the background

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    haha reminded me of this....


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    Took these this morning while going shopping. Ladder was sitting on top of a plank of wood, on a roof rack.



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    LOL Jonesy looks as hammered as he sounded...
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    That girl looks mighty surprised
    Alan Q. 280kW Evo IX.

    54.821s Barbs short
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    Quote Originally Posted by DRKWRX View Post
    hahahahah thats awsome
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    Found some pictures from leavers of myself i figured id share




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    Quote Originally Posted by BLAAA View Post
    Lol gook! Your yet to gain any masculinity as it is! I could own 30 of these start a flower garden put 36 tampons up my ass and drink 12 litres of oestrogen and knitt something all whilst wearing a pink tutu and own 14 cats and a dog that fits in a manbag and still be ahead of you

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2JZNOSHIT View Post
    3 Buttons he reckons... i was just following suit...

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    centrepart ftw...
    MX83 & 1JZ

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    Just got this...
    What a tool

    "This guy ran over a mattress and decided to keep going. The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough to put a tear in the gas tank, the subsequent lack of fuel is what finally brought this vehicle to its knees. It had still managed to drive 30 more miles decently with a 60lb tangle wrapped around the driveshaft. This genius complained that the vehicle had a "shimmy" when driving at high speeds."




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    Quote Originally Posted by fc3srx7 View Post
    Found some pictures from leavers of myself i figured id share




    Good effort, Vodka & Orange?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nismo33 View Post
    Good effort, Vodka & Orange?
    Dont remember hahah
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    Quote Originally Posted by BLAAA View Post
    Lol gook! Your yet to gain any masculinity as it is! I could own 30 of these start a flower garden put 36 tampons up my ass and drink 12 litres of oestrogen and knitt something all whilst wearing a pink tutu and own 14 cats and a dog that fits in a manbag and still be ahead of you

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    Got bored. Matt said chuck it up


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