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  1. 31-08-2010 10:27 AM #6451
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    "Hit a brick wall fukd her waz putn her on rampz n she had a burst n went flyn bk ripd door off. the gear box blew so she couldnt mve fast gues i waz wrng al my hard wrk gne"

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    My motor vehicle has hit a brick wall, and it was damaged. I was putting it up on car ramps, and all of a sudden it moved back very fast, ripping a door off in the process. I thought that since the gear box was broken, it couldn't move at all, I guess I was wrong. All my hard work is now gone.
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  2. 31-08-2010 10:48 AM #6452
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    Someone has been brushing up on their bogan.
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  3. 31-08-2010 10:55 AM #6453
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    Live in Perth for long enough and you become fluent in all dialects of bogan.
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  4. 31-08-2010 10:59 AM #6454
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    So that explains it... And here I thought I picked up the vocabulary from spending too much time in the Brisbane CBD and the Valley....
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  5. 31-08-2010 11:09 AM #6455
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    Question remains though... how did the retard manage to get the car to move backwards into the wall, in the first place??
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  6. 31-08-2010 11:23 AM #6456
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    I'd hazzard a guess at they got it halfway or more up the ramp then ran out of puff and the car rolled backwards into said wall.
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    None of this will be tolerated. Especially not Doomhole Driller. That is hilariously inappropriate.
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  7. 31-08-2010 11:26 AM #6457
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan1080 View Post
    "Hit a brick wall fukd her waz putn her on rampz n she had a burst n went flyn bk ripd door off. the gear box blew so she couldnt mve fast gues i waz wrng al my hard wrk gne"

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    My motor vehicle has hit a brick wall, and it was damaged. I was putting it up on car ramps, and all of a sudden it moved back very fast, ripping a door off in the process. I thought that since the gear box was broken, it couldn't move at all, I guess I was wrong. All my hard work is now gone.

    I have some texts from BLAAA , can you translate them for me please
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  8. 31-08-2010 11:32 AM #6458
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    Quote Originally Posted by DISTRBD View Post
    I have some texts from BLAAA , can you translate them for me please
    haha.
    as much as he is a degenerate fuck, i think his english is better than that.
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  9. 31-08-2010 11:40 AM #6459
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitchy View Post
    haha.
    as much as he is a degenerate fuck, i think his english is better than that.
    Especially when it comes to Star Wars, or something like that
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  10. 31-08-2010 11:56 AM #6460
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  11. 31-08-2010 12:18 PM #6461
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    Quote Originally Posted by DISTRBD View Post
    I have some texts from BLAAA , can you translate them for me please
    That took me almost half an hour to figure out what's she's on about. I'd probably have to charge you $$ for this service
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  12. 31-08-2010 01:21 PM #6462
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    Must've picked up some fair speed to be a write off just from de-ramping into a wall. As in.. De-ramping, in the direction of a large hill, and then into a house.
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  13. 31-08-2010 01:24 PM #6463
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    Value of her commodore ute with blown box < door from wreckers. This makes it an economical write off.
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  14. 31-08-2010 01:32 PM #6464
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  15. 31-08-2010 01:48 PM #6465
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  16. 31-08-2010 02:44 PM #6466
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  17. 31-08-2010 03:49 PM #6467
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan1080 View Post
    Question remains though... how did the retard manage to get the car to move backwards into the wall, in the first place??
    Maybe she was trying to back up on some ramps and with the trans sliping she gave it heaps of revs then the grip kicked in and slingshot the bitch into a wall
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  18. 31-08-2010 04:13 PM #6468
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    VTEC just kicked in ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KAL SPL View Post
    VTEC just kicked in ?
    Only Hondas have VTEC dude
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  21. 31-08-2010 04:26 PM #6471
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    She got hungry and couldn't get to the kitchen quick enough.. best way was to drive through the wall??

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    Quote Originally Posted by R3N View Post
    Only Hondas have VTEC dude
    VTEC has been around since the dark ages

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  25. 31-08-2010 04:38 PM #6475
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    Quote Originally Posted by R3N View Post
    Only Hondas have VTEC dude
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