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  1. 06-04-2011 12:26 PM #9326
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    way better than inception
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    Quote Originally Posted by R3N View Post
    That shit was deep man... I mean derp
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    Last edited by Mad_Aussie; 07-04-2011 at 10:09 AM.
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    Hat gets shot off!??!?! Slight puff of smoke behind him. @_@
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad_Aussie View Post
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    Apparently she's a lawyer with three kids. Saw a things on TV about her somewhere.
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    Horned 'Vampire Woman' scorned mum-of-four



    A horned and fanged "Vampire Woman" who has emerged on the world stage is a Catholic-raised mother-of-four and trained lawyer who embraced body art as a way of "freeing" herself from an abusive past.

    Mexican tattoo artist Maria Jose Cristerna is inked from head to toe, has titanium "horn" implants, dental "fangs" and multiple facial piercings.

    Her striking image appeared to audiences at a tattoo exhibition in Monterrey, Mexico, on Monday.

    The 35-year-old, who claims to live a "normal" life, said a horrific history of domestic violence triggered her to reinvent herself into a "vampire" and tattoo nearly 100 percent of her body.

    "My family was and is deeply Catholic," she says.

    "I studied at a religious school, I fell in love, got married in white at 17, followed a career. I wanted to make things right."

    Ms Cristerna sees her "horns" as a symbol of strength — and plans to have two more added to the back of her head.

    "They were implanted without anaesthetic," she said.

    "I had the fangs done because I loved vampires as a little girl and I changed the colour of my eyes so they were how I really wanted them to be.

    "Tattooing is my way of being immortal, of really being a vampire and not dying — leaving my work on other people's skin."
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    "Tattooing is my way of being immortal, of really being a vampire and not dying — leaving my work on other people's skin."

    ... Until they die.
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    Called a skin transplant, bro.
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    Just take the fucking blocks!
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    Oldie but SOOOOOO good!
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    Can't tell if this has been posted already, most image hosting sites are blocked at work so most posts I see in here are blank except imgur!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KAL SPL View Post
    smack your bitch up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad_Aussie View Post

    I don't know why,

    but the only thing that ran through my mind was; If I gave her a facial, I'd probably be emotionally traumatised by the situation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KAL SPL View Post
    Where is the link to this video?
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    WTF, how did she get smacked that bad for??
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    Quote Originally Posted by shifted View Post
    WTF, how did she get smacked that bad for??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doaskidbro View Post
    Where is the link to this video?
    http://theync.com/media.php?name=20708-dancing-girl

    NSFW site btw!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan1080 View Post
    http://theync.com/media.php?name=20708-dancing-girl

    NSFW site btw!
    No wonder they made the GIF, the rest of that video was pointless
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